Your Daily TeenScope for April 17, 2024
Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Polish that winning smile and surreptitiously review your phrase book of compliments, because charm is your very best tool today. Use it like a pro, with sincerity and a touch of admiration for others.
Taurus
Is culture passing you by? Skip to the nearest museum! Click your way through photography archives! Download a foreign movie! The lure of artful creations inspires you to take in beauty greedily. This leads to amazement.
Gemini
What movie genre is your life? Today, adventure and romance lurk in every turn of the head and curve of the road. Keep an eye out for both, potential cuties and people who need to be mentally kicked upside the head.
Cancer
You'll feel a little annoyed at the invasions of parents or siblings today, and they'll be mad at the splashy reception they get. Seek solitude! Even if it's against the rules to lock your door, do it anyway.
Leo
Like you've just emerged from the family cocoon, you're a social butterfly full of joy and ready to engage in every topic of conversation. Enjoy the mild breeze, the garden of life and the nectar of friendship.
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Virgo
Words have more value than objects today, and though you're a minimalist with possessions, there are plenty of baroque emotions and bold artistry in your intellectual and social life. The beat generation inspires you.
Libra
Think swinging in hammocks, water fights, and campfires. Today you're a delightful combination of carefree fantasies, incendiary flirting and such high energy that you could set the tundra on fire.
Scorpio
Tie a bell around your idea's neck and let it loose in friendly conversation. Listen to the way people use and respond to your notion. That telltale jingle will help you refine, explain and revolutionize.
Sagittarius
When you speak out in a group today, a chain reaction will occur. Your admission will cause everyone to admit to similar feelings. Then you'll be in the role of leader and mentor. Luckily you can handle it with ease.
Capricorn
After you water, feed and provide sunshine for a relationship, all you can do is sit back and wait to see what grows. Take a break from trying today and enjoy your own company while roots take hold.
Aquarius
Go for the bizarre today. Do you normally avoid the kitchen? Bake a cake. Are you a bland eater? Try some hot sauce. Do something so out of character that everyone asks for the source of your courage.
Pisces
When remodeling a home, tearing things up and renting a dumpster is necessary. Along the same vein, you've got to create strategies for destroying the old and carting it off. Say yes to change and progress!
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