Your Daily DogScope for April 27, 2024
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Without your beloved in the house, it's up to you to be the de facto leader. You get to be alpha to the other animals or simply the dust bunnies. Even if there's no one below you, enjoy being in charge of yourself.
Taurus
It seems like every passing dog is trying to get your goat, but the truth is they can hardly hear you barking from behind the door. Don't analyze other animals too much. No one is actively trying to get a rise out of you.
Gemini
Ah, you have the doghouse to yourself, a comfy spot on the couch, and nothing to disturb your thoughts. The setting is perfect for you to do some intellectualizing. Be sure to put your goofy face back on when you hear the key in the door.
Cancer
Your human is just as emotional as you are for a change. With no one taking the intellectual route, you'll have either a problem on your paws or the time of your life. You may end the day appreciating your owner's more usual intellectual approach.
Leo
You're hanging onto something as if it's what's responsible for your status. From big steak bones to the right collar, nothing can promote you to alpha but who you really are. It's okay to let go of what's really only a smoke screen.
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Virgo
You're keeping yourself amused, and today that means playing mad scientist. Experimenting with what's on hand in the doghouse has never been so satisfying, or so informative.
Libra
There is no one you can't get along with today. You win over even the fiercest of junkyard dogs. Even an odious neighbor is suddenly tossing your praise or even biscuits. Don't bother wondering why, just enjoy it while it lasts.
Scorpio
Shouting is a rare occurrence in your doghouse, but it's not the end of the world when it happens. An unexpected outburst takes everyone by surprise, especially the one doing the shouting. Treat it like no more than a passing storm cloud.
Sagittarius
You connect with humans just as easily as you connect with other dogs today. Your every wish is their command. That goes from your owners right on down to total strangers. Make the most of it.
Capricorn
You can see yourself going on long walks and eating hearty meals. In fact, you can almost feel and taste your own vision of what's to come. You're enjoying the future's slow approach.
Aquarius
The people on the other end of the leash are not as closed to your suggestions as you assume. Instead of simply whining or tugging, try to communicate what you see as a perfect walk. They're receptive.
Pisces
A complete change in your routine to include both longer walks and excellent chow is unrealistic. But a few changes here and there shouldn't be too hard to pull off. Start wearing your owner down early.
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