50 Funny Christmas Instagram Captions for Your Festive Feed

Once you're done LOL-ing over the best Christmas jokes, you might be looking for the best holiday Instagram captions. After all, a clever Christmas caption can make someone double-tap even more. From funny to food-related, we've got it all on this list! Embrace your inner holiday spirit with these fun Christmas Instagram captions, inspired by your favorite Christmas songs, Christmas movies, Hanukkah traditions and other cold-weather delights—after all, it's the season for sharing—and that includes photos!

Here are our favorite Christmas caption ideas for Instagram (with some Hanukkah quotes as well)!

Related: 125 Funny Christmas Puns and Holiday Puns

Punny (and Funny) Christmas Instagram Captions

• "Oh deer."

• "Sleigh all day."

• "Sleigh my name, sleigh my name."

• "Me everyday: 'Slay.' Me in December: 'Sleigh!'"

• "Make it reindeer."

• "But first, let me take an elfie."

• "The tree isn't the only thing getting lit."

• "There's snow place like home."

• "Let's get Blitzened."

• "Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, sliding down my driveway."

• "But wait—there's myrrh."

• "Gangsta Wrappa."

• "Believe in your elf."

• "Ho^3."

• "All the jingle ladies!"

• "Rebel without a Claus."

• "Say it ain't snow!"

• "Yule be sorry."

• "Yule shoot your eye out!"

• "Your presents is requested."

• "Resting Grinch face."

• "Up to snow good."

• "It's beginning to look a lot like credit card debt."

• "Santa, I can explain."

• "What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

Related: Christmas Jokes

Food and Drink Christmas Instagram Captions

• "More peppermint please."

• "Maybe hot chocolate just wants to be called 'beautiful chocolate' just one time."

• "Keep calm and eat latkes."

• "Drink up, Grinches! It's Christmas."

• "Candy canes pair perfectly with red and white wine."

• "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

• "Green eggnog and ham."

• "'Tis the season for overeating!"

• "Fizz the season!"

• "Christmas cheer? I thought you said 'Christmas beer.'"

• "Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses."

• "Deck the halls with matzo balls!"

• "Most parents: 'Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies!' Me, an intellectual: 'Santa told Mommy he wants wine this year.'"

• "'Tis the season for elastic waistbands."

• "I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list."

• "There'll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key."

Try our Funny Reindeer Jokes and Best Santa Jokes

Hanukkah and Christmas Movie Instagram Captions

• "They get one day of presents. We get eight crazy nights." - Adam Sandler, 8 Crazy Nights

• "We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know." — A Charlie Brown Christmas

• "'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps means a little bit more!'" — How the Grinch Stole Christmas

• "It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be." — Scrooged

• "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." — Elf

• "Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind." — Miracle on 34th Street

• "Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see." — The Polar Express

• "Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!" — Home Alone

• "If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love is actually all around." - Love Actually

Next up, Christmas trivia questions!