125 Funny, Tree-mendous Christmas Puns Yule Find Adora-bell

These days, we feel it as soon as we take a step outside—Christmastime 2023 is here. And while the weather will be getting colder and colder this holiday season, we’re keeping things warm, merry, and bright with the best 125 Christmas puns that will absolutely, positively sleigh you! Yep, we have funny Christmas puns and Christmas puns for kids!

Christmas is known as a time for gathering with loved ones and spreading cheer in exciting ways, like with random acts of kindness, gifting presents, as well as making and sharing festive food. We figured we should up the cheer a decent amount... so we’re making it rein(deer) with Santa-pplause-worthy puns!

Whether you’re looking for some witty words to use as Instagram captions for your seasonal “elfies,” ho-ho-hoping to get some laughs from your Christmas card messages, or just looking for a pick-me-up courtesy of the North Pole, we’ve got you covered like reindeer on a rooftop with these funny Christmas puns—snowhere else can even compare! After all, we're simply having a pun-derful Christmastime. Buckle up, we’re on a ca-rol!

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125 Funny Christmas Puns

1. You're just in the (Saint) Nick of time.

2. Snow thank you.

3. I love you all the way from the top of your head to your mistletoes.

4. Just like Beyoncé—I sleigh, I sleigh.

5. Step right up, jingle file.

6. Time to spruce things up a bit.

7. You need to branch out.

8. Icy what you did there.

9. Are you going to post your gingerbread house on Instagraham?

10. You know how to make a fa-la-la-la-lasting impression.

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11. Wreath it and weep.

12. Having something under the tree is such a gift.

13. Yule be home for Christmas.

14. Oh, deer.

15. Prosecc-ho-ho-ho.

16. It's simple Claus and effect.

17. After Christmas, I make it rein.

18. A penny fir your thoughts.

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19. Snow on and snow forth.

20. A rebel without a Claus.

21. This all seems (orna)ment to be.

22. Soots me.

23. Avoiding the elf-phant in the room.

24. I always have the final sleigh.

25. (Snow)ball's in your court.

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26. You're mistletoe-ing the line.

27. Didn't mean to give you the cold shoulder—it was just freezing outside.

28. It's the most wine-derful time of the year.

29. Have you been naughty or ice?

30. We whisk you a merry Christmash.

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31. May your arguments be merry and right.

32. You (candy) cane do it!

33. I hate to rein on your parade.

34. Feeling a bit under the (sweater) weather.

35. Tree's a crowd.

36. Let's talk off the (Christmas) record.

37. Aren't you a sight for sore ice?

38. The (chest)nuts and bolts all seem solid.

39. Let's have someone give a mistle-toast.

40. It's always good to have elf-confidence.

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41. Thanks for gracing us with your presents.

42. Don't let the cat out of Santa's bag.

43. You snow the drill.

44. Saved by the (jingle) bell.

45. What's up, Grinches?

46. Holiday parties make me feel Claustrophobic.

47. Looks like you have a (chocolate) chip on your shoulder.

48. Elfish has left the building.

49. Cool as a cucum-brr.

50. You're really on the (snow)ball.

51. Absence makes the heart grow Donner.

52. All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.

53. Fir sure.

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54. Like an elf, you have great taste in wrap music.

55. The best thing since sliced (ginger)bread.

56. They put wool over other people's ice.

57. Ready, set, glow.

58. All that and then (bal)sam.

59. The Christmas stockings are sometimes overwhelmed, but they're hanging in there.

60. I think I herd reindeer up on the roof.

61. As Mrs. Claus knows, good things come to those who bake.

62. Shake it like a (North) Pole-aroid picture.

63. Treat yo'elf.

64. The best kind of Christmas sandwich is peanut butter and jammies.

65. Everyone needs a friend like Jack Frost—he's pretty chill.

66. There's snow place like home for the holidays.

67. Truth or deer?

68. It's either spring in the North Pole, or you're on thin ice.

69. Have any White Claus to drink?

70. At the (gum)drop of a hat.

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71. Claus I said so!

72. I hear the stock(ing) market always rises during Christmastime.

73. Sleigh it ain't snow.

74. Have your elf a merry little Christmas.

75. Hospitable reindeer put the neigh in neighbor.

76. I only have ice fir you.

77. Are you up to snow good?

78. Let me check my calen-deer.

79. Never sleigh never.

80. The lights are looking tree-mendous.

81. You're barking up the wrong (Christmas) tree.

82. She was always (cookie) cutting corners.

83. Santa hits the sack on Christmas Eve.

84. Please sir, I want some myrrh.

85. Socially-awkward elves stuck in an igloo together didn't know how to break the ice.

86. I can't help but feel Santa-mental.

87. Don't be rude-olph.

88. Do you have any Coca-Coala?

89. You're mistletoe-tally rad.

90. Hold on for deer life.

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91. I'll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

92. Resting Grinch face.

93. Yoga makes me feel so (Blit)zen.

94. We may have a Christmassive problem.

95. Don't stop be-leaf-ing.

96. Feelin' pine.

97. It takes one to snow one.

98. It's the most wonderful time for a beer.

99. Want to take an elfie?

100. Time flies when Rudolph's wearing a watch.

101. It's late, so let's call it a sleigh.

102. Snow far, snow good.

103. You could say Santa is under the weather while flying around on Christmas Eve.

104. Reindeer shouldn't give up their neigh jobs.

105. Good things come to those who Saint.

106. In the North Pole, Santa's been told he's on thin ice.

107. I have to take a rein(deer) check.

108. Let's take a pic on the count of tree.

109. Snow way!

110. Christmas lights, camera, action!

111. The snowball's in your court.

112. Naughty and I gnome it.

113. Believe in your elf.

114. The holidays soot you.

115. You're simply adorabell.

116. Ready, set, coal!

117. You could say I'm (s)mitten.

118. I trust everyone's in good elf.

119. Do you snow the time?

120. Why are you Clausing a scene?

121. Yule have a great holiday season this year.

122. Christmas is gnoming.

123. It's the calm before the snowstorm.

124. You might say that all of the festivities have a bit of a snowball effect.

125. As right as rein(deer).

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