On this week’s “The Walking Dead,” you would think that Rick, as a father of two, would at least question why Tara is flipping the bird at that child from Oceanside. But that’s Ol’ Grimey for ya.
We tried to write this episode entirely in Trash People-speak, but even we couldn’t dumb down our language enough to sound like Jadis and her clan. Does huffing garbage give you brain damage? Or are they doing their best to not breathe in any of that stink by keeping speech to a minimum?
After six episode of The Walking Dead that wallowed in the aftermath of Negan’s arrival, the plot is finally moving forward… Just in time for the midseason finale. For now, the writers seem to have run out of other civilizations to introduce and new people for Negan to terrorize. Instead, revenge is in the air as everyone makes their mad dash to get back at the guy with one glove (Negan, not Michael Jackson).
The producers of The Walking Dead have been routinely going over their allotted hour-runtime in favor of freewheeling 66-minute and 85-minute episodes. Next Sunday’s “Swear” is clocking in at 70 minutes, and the following week’s episode “Sing Me a Song” will inch them all out with 90 minutes of post apocalyptic shambling. Dead fans are already praying that the sung song won’t be “Easy Street.”
According to a study in The Hollywood Reporter, Robert De Niro will make $750,000 for each of twenty episodes of a new Amazon series from David O. Russell. The pair previously made Joy and Silver Linings Playbook, two of the only positively reviewed movies in which De Niro has appeared in the last decade. Meryl Streep has bested her former Deer Hunter costar with $825,000 per episode for The Nix, a J.J. Abrams produced project that doesn’t have a network attached and has nothing to do with Patrick Ewing.
Another week, another bottle episode, but this time it was longer! Yay…? The entirety of these 80-odd minutes could have neatly fit into a regular runtime if they’d only edit out all of the long pauses and Negan’s lip licking. But that’s why they hired Jeffrey Dean Morgan — no one licks lip like JDM!
Last Sunday’s episode, “The Cell,” was, I hope, the closest The Walking Dead will ever get to doing a musical episode with an extended sandwich-making montage and a song so tortuous that it nearly gave us the Guantanamo experience.
With a simple peace sign and a call of “Deuces,” Jerry just topped our list of Sweet Walking Dead Side Characters Who Will Surely Meet Terrible Ends! Congrats, Jerry! And welcome to Walking Dead Ahead! Although the Kingdom will prove to be a worthy ally to Alexandria in the fight against the Saviors, King Ezekiel could have probably held back telling ONE of his TWO big secrets to the strangers he just found on the road.
One of the happiest reunions in "The Walking Dead" Season 6 was Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) getting back his motorcycle and crossbow. Here, we learn how that bike was created to suit Daryl's needs, and how much stress it causes the prop master when it travels.
Every week on The Walking Dead, someone does something stupid that needlessly endangers the lives of themselves and others. Here, we commemorate those decisions in the hopes that they won’t be repeated. But of course, they know they will be. Hoo boy… this week was just one big parade of stupid, wasn’t it?