‘Bachelor in Paradise’: 5 Things We Learned From the New Promo
After two seasons, Bachelor in Paradise clearly has its formula down to a sleazy science. Take several rejects from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, add a tropical location and an open bar, fold in the pain of years of denying the deep, aching reservoir of loneliness that fills us all and — voilà! — you have reality TV gold. So what do we learn about Season 3 from this exclusive first look at the new promo? Let’s review:
1. The aforementioned rejects in question this season include (but are not limited to) Lace, Caila, Carly, Emily, Haley, and Ashley I. from The Bachelor and Nick, Grant, Jared, Daniel, Chad, and Evan the erectile dysfunction guy from The Bachelorette.
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2. Clearly Caila has forgiven Team Bachelor for dangling the job of Bachelorette in front of her and then brutally ripping the rose out of her hands and giving the gig to JoJo instead.
3. Emily and Haley still do everything together.
3. Lace and Grant make a love/lust connection.
4. Nick is still a major tool.
5. Chad’s talents extend far beyond eating his weight in lunch meat.
So, rose lovers, how do you feel? Excited? Intrigued? Scared for humanity? Post your thoughts below.
Bachelor in Paradise premieres Tuesday, August 2 at 8 p.m. on ABC
