Justin Bieber's Transformation into Kevin Federline Is Complete
I’m fully aware that, in writing this post, I’m forfeiting any and all future opportunities I may ever have to hook up with Justin Bieber. But… it’s a risk I’m willing to take.
As at least 52.1 million of you know, The Biebs rang in the new year while canoodling with Hailey Baldwin on the tropical Carribbean island of Anguilla. They swapped spit, hair elastics, and jackets—and on Monday, Baldwin, 19, allegedly convinced Bieber to get his ever-changing mane woven into white-boy cornrows. Maybe K-Fed and Justin Timberlake were onto something?
JB Instagrammed the above photo, showing him, Baldwin, and the apparent hair braider—a woman wearing a blue top, a crisp white baseball cap, and matching capris. Bieber is seen wearing an extra long thermal, cloud-printed shorts, tattoo-printed socks pulled up to his calves, and Vans slip-ons, while Baldwin—sporting dolphin-style knit shorts—rubs his neatly braided barnet.
“Hailey made me get corn rows like an absolute douche bag, these will be off tomorrow trust me Danny [sic],” the pop star bashfully captioned the pic.
Now, I may not be ‘Danny’—but I’d like to offer you a bit of advice, Biebsy: It’s not the cornrows that are making you look like an absolute douchebag. It’s who you are.
Maybe in 2016, you’ll finally learn to embrace it.
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