55 egg puns that are nothing short of eggs-trordinary
Eggs and puns go together like milk and cookies, salt and pepper, fish and chips ... well, you get the drift. Simply put: They're made for each other.
If you've come here seeking egg puns, good news — we've got eggs-actly what you're looking for. In fact, when it comes to eggs-cellent puns, this collection is nothing short of eggs-trordinary.
In the list below, you'll find short egg puns like “Omeletting this slide” and “I'm coming out of my shell,” as well as funny puns like “The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack.”
There are also classic dad jokes about eggs, too. Did you hear the one about the bacon and eggs that walked into a bar? The bartender told them, “Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here.”
In fact, when it comes to eggs, we didn't leave out a single corny reference, because keeping all the funny egg jokes to ourselves? That would be just plain shell-fish.
These silly one-liners about yolks, shells and everything else egg-related are so good, we dare you not to crack up at least once while reading them.
Unless, of course, you're an egg white, in which case, you probably can't take a yolk.
Best egg puns
I'm so eggs-cited and I just can't hide it.
The eggs-pert is in.
You've got to eggs-press yourself!
Two chicks went to a party. They had a shell of a time.
Dora the Eggs-plorer.
You’re cracking me up.
I’m coming out of my shell.
I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket.
What sport are eggs best at? Running.
Who tells the best egg puns? The comedy-hens.
Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
Don’t be such a rotten egg.
What does a meditating egg say? “Ohmmmmmmmlet.”
Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar together. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.
Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar and the bartender asks, “Who’s first?”
Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
What do you call an egg that refuses to come out of its shell? An egg-arophobic.
Funny egg puns
What do you call a scared egg? Terri-fried.
Why did the man steal his eggs? He likes them poached.
Why does everyone love hard-boiled eggs in the morning? They’re hard to beat.
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
That’s all for now, yolks.
The chicken left through the eggs-it.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An egg-o-maniac.
What happened to the chicken at school? He was eggs-pelled.
Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re egg-stinct.
What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White.
How did the breakfast burrito find out she was sick? She had an eggs-amination.
What do chickens call the city that never sleeps? New Yolk City.
What do you call an egg who likes to go on Safari? An eggs-plorer.
The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack.
Where can you go to learn more about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.
Why was the chicken up all night? Restless Egg Syndrome.
All of this social activity is eggs-hausting.
Stop poaching all my best yolks.
These eggs are out of this world. Eggstraterrestial.
How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise.
Charles Chickens is the author of Great Eggs-pectations.
Short egg puns
Don’t yolk around.
You are an egg-cellent person.
Don’t beat up that egg.
Egg-xactly.
Call it shell shock.
That egg is a shell-out.
Quit egg-noring me.
Omeletting this slide.
I’m so egg-cited.
Don’t be so soft-boiled.
That will be eggs-tra.
I might whisk it.
You’re looking egg-cellent.
This article was originally published on TODAY.com
