Get Lucky With 100 Festive St. Patrick's Day Instagram Captions

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St. Patrick's Day is officially here, and Instagram accounts everywhere are going green. Do you have a festive caption ready to go for the greenest day of the year?

This year, it won't be luck that gets you all the likes—it'll be a sham-rockin' good caption. From hilarious leprechaun St. Patrick's puns to old-time Irish sayings and proverbs, cheers to the 100 best St. Patrick's Day Instagram captions!

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Funny St. Patrick's Day Instagram Captions

1. "Kiss me, I’m Irish!"

2. "I may not be Irish but kiss me anyway."

3. "Let's sham-rock and roll!"

4. "Eat, drink, and be Irish!"

5. "For Guinness sake!"

6. "It's time to Paddy."

7. "I'm magically delicious."

8. "Just a wee bit Irish."

9. "Everyone's Irish today."

10. "Don't worry, beer happy."

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11. "Wherever you go, whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you!" –Irish Proverb

12. "Bad puns for St. Patrick’s Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all."

13. "Ready to get sham-rocked?!"

14. "Erin go Bragh!"

15. "Good luck charm."

16. "I'm clover the rainbow for you."

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17. "The leprechaun made me do it!"

18. "Lucky AF."

19. "Ginger hair, don’t care."

20. "Irish you a lucky day."

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21. "Take a pitcher. It'll last longer."

22. "Cutest clover in the patch."

23. "Beer goggles."

24. "Green beer, St. Patty's Day cheer."

25. "Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!"

26. "My pretty little Galway girl." Ed Sheeran

27. "We will, we will sham-rock you!"

28. "They're always after me lucky charms."

29. "If you're enough lucky to be Irish, you're lucky enough!" –Irish Saying

30. "All green everything."

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31. "Diligence is the mother of good luck." –Benjamin Franklin

32. "Lucky, blessed, and all the rest."

33. "Somewhere over the rainbow."

34. "You're my pot of gold."

35. "No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed." –Nicki Minaj

36. "What a brew-tiful day to have a beer."

37. "A wee bit of trouble."

38. "You're my four-leaf clover."

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39. "Sham-rockin' and rollin.'

40. "Irish you were here."

41. "Cutest clover in the whole patch."

42. "It's easy being green today."

43. "Wishing on a four-leaf clover."

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44. "Irish I had another glass of beer."

45. "Whether I drink often or just once in a while; I'm always sure to raise a glass to the dear old Emerald Isle." —Pat Maloney

46. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night."

47. "Hills as green as emeralds cover the countryside. Lakes as blue as sapphires and Ireland’s special pride."

48. "I'm not Irish, but my coffee certainly is."

49. "Can't pinch this."

50. "May your day be touched by a bit of Irish luck, brightened by a song in your heart, and warmed by the smiles of the people you love." –Irish Blessing

51. "I found my lucky charm."

52. "The luckiest charm."

53. "Lucky I'm in love with my best friend." –Colbie Caillat and Jason Mraz

54. "Third time's the charm."

55. "If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go—you'll find family." —Victoria Smurfit

56. "Sassy lassy."

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57. "May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you."

58. "Lucky in love is lucky enough."

59. "Who needs luck? I have charm."

60. "Luck is believing you're lucky." –Tennessee Williams

61. "For each petal on the shamrock, this brings a wish your way: Good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day." –Irish Saying

62. "The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." –Wilson Mizner

63. "You're the beer to my pint."

64. "A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: Hard to find and lucky to have."

65. "Irish whiskey makes me frisky."

66. "Look who I found at the end of the rainbow."

67. "Going green."

68. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night." –Irish Blessing

69. "Green's my favorite color."

70. "Just my luck."

71. "Ireland is a land of poets and legends, of dreamers and rebels." —Nora Roberts

72. "Irish kisses and shamrock wishes."

73. "Luck be a lady tonight." –Frank Sinatra

74. "Bad and boozy."

75. "Irish today, hungover tomorrow."

76. "St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love beer."

77. "In short, Luck’s always to blame."  –Jean De La Fontaine

78. "Chase dreams, not whiskey."

79. "Go luck yourself."

80. "Shake your shammys."

81. "The best luck of all is the luck you make for yourself." —Douglas MacArthur

82. "Get clover it."

83. "Green beers and golden times."

84. "Shenanigans 2024."

85. "All leprechauns welcome."

86. "For the whole world is Irish on the Seventeenth o' March!" —Thomas Augustine Daly

87. "It's time to paddy."

88. "Just took a DNA test—turns out I'm 100% Irish."

89. "I'm sooo clover it."

90. "There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those who wish they were." –Irish Saying

91. "Who needs luck when you have friends like these?"

92. "Catch me at the pub."

93. "Luck is ale we need."

94. "Stay brewtiful."

95. "You make me so hoppy."

96. "You beer-tter believe

97. "Don't luck into success." –Anonymous

98. "Not your average lucky charm."

99. "I be-leaf in the magic of St. Patrick's Day."

100. "May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go." –Irish Blessing

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