Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy a $2,900 robe on Goop for Mother's Day

Gwyneth Paltrow at a Goop pop-up shop. (Photo: Getty Images)
Gwyneth Paltrow at a Goop pop-up shop. (Photo: Getty Images)

If you’re rich and don’t know what to get your mom for Mother’s Day, you’re in luck — it’s time for Goop’s annual gift guide!

The lifestyle website helmed by Gwyneth Paltrow has curated suggestions for sons and daughters in search of the perfect present come May 13, and in true Goop fashion, some are simply outrageous. Here are five of the priciest pieces:

Hermès Vintage Courchevel Kelly Bag: $13,000

(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)
(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)

Anyone familiar with the French designer shouldn’t be surprised that this is Goop’s most expensive option. For example, Birkin bags can range anywhere from $11,900 to $300,000. This one is named after Grace Kelly, though, so if your mom is elegant and timeless, then it’s a must. If you’re dying to buy a Hermès bag and just have to have one on Goop, then please allow two to three business days for shipping.

Small Cartier Tank Watch: $3,250

(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)
(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)

Cartier for under $5,000? Steal! The vintage timepiece in pink comes with a leather strap and is “unlike anything you already own,” Goop states. Just make sure your mom will really like it. The company is unable to accept returns on this product.

Pink Sapphire Open Heart Necklace: $3,110

(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)
(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)

The ring is designed by Jennifer Meyer, who runs in Paltrow’s circle, so we’re not surprised to see her stuff pop up. Tobey Maguire’s ex-wife’s jewelry is a celebrity favorite. (Just ask Jennifer Aniston and Kate Hudson.) The yellow gold strand is detailed with soft-pink sapphires. But, if you want this look GP-approved, it might cost you more. Goop suggests “layering in a few equally delicate pieces.”

Zodiac Sign Gold Ring: $2,900

(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)
(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)

This 14-karat gold ring can be personalized with the recipient’s sign. This is a Goop exclusive, so that should make you feel a little better about the price. Right? You can also custom order it with an inscription of your choosing! No returns, you know, because of the whole personalization thing.

Queenie Kimono Robe: $2,845

(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)
(Photo: Courtesy of Goop)

Yes, Paltrow and her team don’t think you can go wrong with a robe inspired by a traditional kimono. After all, it’s handcrafted from 100 percent jade-toned silk! It even has a “sexy, waist-cinching sash.” Who cares about the price? If you’re willing to drop nearly $3K on a robe, you might as well get the matching eye mask, too. It’s only $105, which should be pocket change if you’re even considering this.

Of course, the Goop Mother’s Day Gift Guide features some items under $1,000. The lowest-priced item is a coffee cup for $18.

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