Your Daily FoodScope for May 13, 2024
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Aries
You'll project some sort of energy today. But how you start the day will determine its direction and strength. Have a healthy oatmeal and fruit breakfast, and you'll be the Pied Piper of positivity. But operate on cold pizza slices, and you'll be as dynamic as a sleeping koala bear on a humid day.
Taurus
You'll crave the companionship of your rowdy, raucous friends tonight. And it won't take much to convince them that dinner at a German brauhaus will be a righteous good time. There will be much merriment and lots of hasenpfeffer, kartoffelknode and, of course, mugs of glorious weissbier! Don't you love it when great minds think alike?
Gemini
At some time today, somewhere in between the chores and errands, the whining kids and the ungodly lines, take a minute to do absolutely nothing. Pour yourself a cup of calming organic Japanese gyokuro tea and just breathe! But savor every moment because it won't be long before you're on the run again.
Cancer
You'll think that lazing on the couch might be a great way to spend the day, and you could be right. But nagging thoughts will intrude, making it impossible to relax. Next thing you know you'll be up and out the door, because when your stomach demands a sausage and cheese calzone, there's not much you can do but go along for the ride.
Leo
Keep your money to yourself today. Don't lend it, lose it or even spend it today. Making your lunch will keep you out of the deli, so scrape leftovers together. It will also help you eat the last of the beef tamale pie before the green stuff starts growing on it.
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Virgo
Home projects can spin out of control as you become buried under an avalanche of details. You'll eventually dig your way out and then you'll need something unadorned and direct. It doesn't get much simpler than tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich, although a few chips on the side couldn't hurt.
Libra
Life will progress at its own pace today. So patience will be the key to keep you from freaking out. Don't worry. The line at the deli won't be as long as you think, and you'll be noshing on a Reuben, slaw and fries before you know it.
Scorpio
And you thought this would be a play day! Chores and errands will be much more work than you expected, and the day will slip on by. But all is not lost. Skip the cooking and go to a raucous Tex-Mex joint for enchiladas and mucho chili verde! See, you're having fun already!
Sagittarius
Keep track of your stuff today because it'll be easy to lose things. One thing you won't be able to hold on to will be your sanity, especially after having a plate of Southern-style chicken and dumplings placed in front of you.
Capricorn
You're not good with words; you know that gestures can make more of an impact. So tell your sweetie exactly how you feel by cooking a romantic dinner. The candles and cut flowers will set the scene of amore, though the tear in your sweetie's eye could be all that paprika in the chicken paprikash.
Aquarius
Put yourself first today. This may seem selfish to other people, but you won't care about that. So go ahead and be the first in line as the Italian restaurant opens. You'll want to get your mitts on that first plate of lobster-stuffed ravioli before anyone else can.
Pisces
You'll learn today that it doesn't take much to shake off the cobwebs. It may have been a while, but tie that kitchen apron on again! Wear it with pride as you whip up a magnificent Joe's Special for the family breakfast. After a performance this stellar, everyone will once again want to kiss the cook.
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