Your Daily DogScope for May 12, 2024
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Lying on the couch isn't the healthiest way to spend the day, but it's not all bad, either. You can hone your imagination or perfect your listening skills. In fact, there are plenty of mental activities that leave you more fit come nightfall than sunrise found you.
Taurus
It's a day of ease, if not downright laziness. In fact, the basket looks more attractive by the minute. Indulge for the entire day if that's how you feel. Rolling over for some affection is all the exercise you need.
Gemini
You're leaving a message in a bottle of sorts, although you have no clue. A bone in the yard or an old chew toy will speak volumes about you and your life to someone far down the line. Your brief sense of the future makes you shiver.
Cancer
Don't start in with the self pity. You may feel your owner asks too much of you, but there's plenty more they don't expect from you at all. Cleaning up your toys, filling your bowl with chow and putting a roof on your doghouse should come to mind, and that's only focusing on the larger issues.
Leo
Your thoughts are focused inward but there's not much there to see. If the humans around you want to assign meaning to how you look, then who are you to ruin their illusions? Let them think you're hatching plans or strategies instead of quietly snoring.
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Virgo
Organizing your thoughts early on makes the entire day go by smoothly. Make a list of your priorities. You owner goes on top of the list and the mail should fall somewhere in the middle. All the smaller details go where they make the most sense to you.
Libra
The problem isn't that you don't listen, it's that you don't act on what you hear. How many times can a dog be expected to sit on command anyway? So when your owners raise their voices, you'll just keep right on doing the usual. It's yet another no-biscuit day.
Scorpio
You live to do things for your humans, and that goes from heroics to small favors. But you draw the line today. When you're home alone, it hardly makes sense to put yourself second. You'll forget all about being thoughtful, but only in the smaller ways.
Sagittarius
You won't be rushing off anywhere, at least not during working hours. So at least you can count on nothing unplanned or unpredictable happening. Whatever you experience, from your walks to the mail, you've already gone over every last detail in your head.
Capricorn
You can anticipate your owner's arrival until the cow's come home, but it never plays out the way you imagine. You can plan every last detail in your mind, and yet your ecstatic response feels unrehearsed and spontaneous, each and every time. Your sincerity is noticed and appreciated.
Aquarius
You always cover your business right away. So when something is left in plain sight, you know you're not to blame. Your neighbors, however, have no idea how diligent you are and their agenda doesn't necessarily include being fair anyway. Sigh.
Pisces
You can't be too critical of the dogs you meet. You never know when a tiny flaw will bring on a worst-case scenario. So don't turn a blind eye to bad character traits just because you think a particular someone is lovable and cute.
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