Your Daily DogScope for April 24, 2024
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
The relationship you have with your humans is a two way street. It feels today like you're taking advantage of them but you're really paying your way and more. Just because you're not hunting for food doesn't mean you aren't earning it.
Taurus
You understand your humans well enough to look at them from any angle and still love what you see. You would never dream of changing a hair on their heads. So why can't they accept you, fur and all? Don't waste too much time pondering the inevitable.
Gemini
Strange undercurrents make life in the doghouse uncomfortable at best. All the weirdness involves business with other household members, but you're picking up on their uneasy vibes. Slipping away unnoticed is not as hard as sticking around.
Cancer
You won't come out of the doghouse for love or steaks. Well, you will for steaks, but they're not being dangled in front of you today. It's the perfect time for a long stretch of uninterrupted solitude.
Leo
Being alpha has its perks, and never bowing down to other dogs is one of them. Arrogance is the icing on the cake of your doggy persona. Or is it the crown on your head? Whatever it is, it suits you to a T.
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Virgo
It's more than just another day in the life. You may walk to the dog park as if it's in your job description, but your heart will light up once you're there. A special dog is waiting just for you.
Libra
Things in the doghouse are not balanced, and in the best possible way. It's healthy to go too far in one direction or the other every now and then. Your owners are indulging your every whim. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Scorpio
There's no point in going to the dog park if you want to be on your own. If you can't get along with other dogs, then simply avoid them altogether, because they won't let you sit on the bench.
Sagittarius
Your blanket may not be of the finest material but it's certainly comfy. That about sums up your attitude about material goods in general, and that includes pedigrees. Certain dogs just don't impress you.
Capricorn
If you've been working hard to figure out a certain trick, you'll finally master it today. It feels good to impress your owners, but impressing yourself is the biggest accomplishment. The biscuits don't hurt, either.
Aquarius
Life is a lot more pleasant when you're the one disciplining yourself. No one likes getting jerked around by a leash, and that goes for both ends. Keep track of simple things like pace and distance from your human.
Pisces
You prefer only doing tricks that are easy, but the simple ones don't earn you any biscuits. Your entire repertoire could use a shot in the arm. You can get some inspiration by watching another dog in action.
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