Your Daily DogScope for April 23, 2024
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You need to slow down and remember your priorities. You can't let yourself rush across the street at the first sign of a squirrel. Whether you have a castle to guard or a human to watch over, your family comes before even your animal instincts.
Taurus
A deep understanding of the situation really isn't called for. You don't have to know why you're asked to sit, just that you are. Your compliance earns a biscuit and that's really all you need to know.
Gemini
Keep your agenda to yourself. It may be written all over your face, but the least you can do is make a good faith effort to keep mum. Other dogs don't need to know how badly you want to be alpha; likewise your humans and your quest for table scraps.
Cancer
If you had knuckles, you'd be cracking them. You have to deal with another dog and it might not be pleasant. Don't let anyone misinterpret what you're willing to put up with at the dog park.
Leo
It goes without saying you need exercise, and so does your ego every now and then. It's time to get it out for a stretch. Put it on your mental leash and take it for a long walk. Make that a long strut.
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Virgo
Life is good. In fact, it's a little bit too good. You're reaching critical mass. One more biscuit and you'll pop. It's nice to overdo it every now and then but don't make it a habit.
Libra
You feel weird with your owners around, and lost without them. On the one hand, time on the couch is pretty deluxe, but on the other, you'd gladly sacrifice it for more time with your humans. The choice is ultimately out of your paws anyway.
Scorpio
Eating with a fork is not your ultimate ambition, nor is sitting in a chair. Bone china sounds tempting, but your real objective is what's on the menu. The human menu, that is. You'll gladly eat your share from under the table today.
Sagittarius
Penny candy isn't very tempting, but when boredom gets the best of you, you're willing to try just about anything. But why bother? There are treats in the house that will make you want to pinch yourself to be sure you're not dreaming, and that's a conservative description.
Capricorn
You have faith in the inner workings of the universe. You know your plans are slowly working, even if there are no outward signs. Your humans can ignore you all they want but that will never deter you from begging.
Aquarius
You don't really know why, but you're barking at the slightest of trespasses. Even a passing fly sets you off. You don't have to know why to know you're wasting your energy. Don't wait for your human to point out the obvious.
Pisces
Your pack mates are more valuable to you than your humans today, but strictly in material matters. If you throw in emotions, your humans win paws down. Today is about helping your pooch pals help you.
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