Florida anchorman John Brown and blogger Perez Hilton might wanna cover their ears for this one: Just when it seemed like the Internet—nay, the world!—might actually, finally be tiring of “news” concerning the Kardashian-Jenner clan, the most famous member of the fam had to go and post a naked selfie. As you do.
Tuesday morning, Kim Kardashian, who’s currently five-months pregnant with her second child with husband Kanye West, posted her own version of Hollywood’s ubiquitous nude prenatal pose (first made famous by Demi Moore and Annie Leibovitz in 1991).
Kardashian’s photo, of course, is a selfie, which she apparently took and posted on Instagram in order to shut up all those haters who are claiming she’s faking her “condition.”
Quoth Kim, “First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m going to get even bigger & that’s beautiful too! I’m blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don’t have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I’m grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don’t affect me!”
The moral of this story? If you’re sick and tired of all your online trolls claiming you’re not really carrying your own fetus, just send out a duck-face sext that may be easily viewed by the entire human population. Problem solved!
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