77 Father's Day puns that are dad to the bone
Dads are their own special breed of guy.
They tend to keep the house warm in the summer and extra cold in the winter and impose the Dad Tax anytime you've got a snack worth eating.
Fathers also tell terrible dad jokes and hold dominion over the backyard grill like no one else can. Which are just a few of the many reasons we celebrate them on Father's Day.
Whether your dad spends the day relaxing at the beach or fishing at his favorite pond, it's important to take time out to shell-abrate the holiday and ensure your guy has a fin-tastic time.
Did you catch our Father's Day puns right there? They probably made you groan, which is exactly the point if you've come looking for corny one-liners to post on Instagram, write in his card or tell the family over burgers and brats.
After all, why bother with a dumb pun if it doesn't make you shake your head because it's so bad, that it's, well, good.
Thankfully, we’ve got all the Father’s Day puns you could ask for including food puns like “You’re nacho the average dad,” along with golf puns that, if you don’t mind us saying, are pretty tee-rific, if we do say so ourselves.
In fact, no ifs ands or putts, our golf puns for Dad are, wait for it, par for the course.
So, read on to find just the gem you need to celebrate the special dad in your life and whichever you choose, we promise, he's gonna think they're sodium funny, he'll have no reason to get salty on Father's Day.
Funny Father's Day puns
Ale in a day's work.
Shell-abrate Father's Day, c'mon!
Don't worry, beach happy!
Have a fin-tastic Father's Day.
You and me were mint to be.
I try not to tell dad jokes. But he thinks they're funny.
I hate my dad's gravity jokes. But I fall for them every time.
Water you doin' this Father's Day?
It's Father's Day: Let's ketchup!
Introducing the Grill Sergeant.
Golf clubs: Weapons of grass destruction.
Who's your caddy?
Best Father's Day puns
Dad to the bone.
My dad is totally Jaw-some.
Dear Dad, sorry for being such a pain in the axe.
Dad, your salty jokes are sodium funny.
Your Father's Day gift is a bad pun because that's how eye roll.
I thought about getting you a new belt for Father’s Day, but worried it would go to waist.
I'd call you later, but Mom says you prefer “Dad.”
Happy Father's Day to a guy who doesn't need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle instead.
Yoda best dad!
Dad, I used to hate your facial hair, but eventually it grew on me.
I mustache you to admit that I'm your favorite child, but if you're busy, you can shave it for later.
Dad, promise me you'll never fight a dinosaur, because I'm pretty sure you'll get jurasskicked.
I wanted to get you something groundbreaking for Father's Day. Hope you like the shovel.
No otter father is as awesome as you.
I got you a taser for Father's Day. It's stunning.
Happy Farter's Day
My dad is totally pawsome.
Happy Father's Day to the purr-fect dad.
I wouldn't say you've got a dad bod. It's more like a father figure.
I wanted to say something about fishing for Father's Day, but couldn't think of anything catchy.
If you can find a better fisherman than my dad, let minnow.
Father's Day golf puns
You're my favorite dad — by par.
This Father's Day, we're going to par-tee like it's 1999.
May the course be with you.
No surprise, I'm just a chip off the old block.
Fore you Dad? I'd do anything!
You're a putt above the rest!
Dad, you suit me to a tee.
Hope you have a chance to just putter around this Father's Day.
Hope your Father's Day is tee-riffic!
A little birdie told me that it's Father's Day.
No ifs, ands or putts, you're the best dad.
A long time ago, on a fairway, par, par away, there was a stellar dad.
I know I drive you crazy, but you're still my favorite caddy.
Dad, thanks for spending so much quali-tee time with me.
For Father's Day, I got you an extra pair of golf pants. Just in case you get a hole in one.
Father's Day food puns
Olive you, Dad.
I donut what I’d do without you.
The world needs s’more dads like you.
It’s true: You did a grape job raisin’ me.
Dad, you'll always have a pizza my heart.
You're nacho average dad.
I couldn't have asked for a butter dad.
Happy Father's Day to a most egg-cellent dad!
Dear Dad, I love you a latte.
Ale's well that ends well.
Nobody beets my dad.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you, Dad.
I'm your biggest flan.
My dad is the berry best.
Dad, you make miso happy.
I love you pho real.
My dad is one in a melon.
Hap-pea-ness is having a dad like you.
I love my dad a waffle lot.
Nothing's im-popsicle for my dad! He's the bombpop.
My dad may be cheesy, but I think he's grate.
Dear dad, I love you very mochi.
There's no butter pop than you.
When it comes to fathers, my dad takes the cake. Literally.
I don't wanna brag, but my dad is a pretty big dill.
Dad, I love you from my head tomatoes.
There's no mi-steak, my dad's the best.
Me and my dad make quite a pear.
My dad and I are a matcha made in heaven.
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