61 Gifts for Teen Boys That’ll Elicit More Than a Grunt in Response

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It’s that time of year, man. Get locked in for some gift giving. If you think I’m just being funny, you’re bugging. This is no normal gift. We’re not talking about something for your dad, tasteful millennial homies, husband, wife, or girlfriend. We’re talking about a teenage boy. He’s not as scary as the teen girl on your list, but he’s not to be messed with. Even if you get him something expensive and luxury, he’s gonna say you're tweakin’. Whatever the fuck that means.

He will not hesitate to call a gift mid, but he might give you props by saying it’s “bussin bussin” or it “hits” or, like I said, you were really “locked in” for gift giving this year. Who understands these kids? I do, actually...I have an eighteen-year-old nephew I have to buy a graduation gift for, and I just spent three days straight with him when he visited me in N.Y.C. He drinks two Monsters a day. He asks if I’m locked in every two minutes. And he wears only vintage tees.

I’d say I’m pretty tapped in to the minds of our next generation of men. It’s not as confusing in there as you might think. They’re here for a laugh. They love a new gadget. They really don’t take much seriously, so there’s no reason to stress over this kid’s gift. Buy something off this list, know he’ll love it, and keep it moving.

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Tasman Slippers

Perfect for lounging at home or loitering in a parking lot. Teens wear these UGGs literally everywhere. (Cool Uncle Luke might splurge on the sold out Palace x Ugg collab pair.)

AirPods Max

Buy him the ultimate Gen Z status symbol.

Middleton Portable Bluetooth Speaker

It's a good-looking speaker for his backpack or his dorm room, and it's got IP67 weather resistance for when he forgets it outside.

Dunks

Dunks are back. You might have missed this, but every kid in high school owns a pair. The Panda Dunks are obviously the most popular pair.

Smart Floor Lamp

As an adult, you always try to steer teenage boys away from two things. Number one is prison. Self explanatory, and easy if you've done everything else right. Number two is the epidemic that is LED string lights. That's difficult, as there's a lot of social pressure for him to have a light strip in his dorm room. A fancy, and surprisingly tasteful, LED floor lamp is the answer.

Camp Collar Linen-Blend Shirt

The A&F look has changed a lot since you rocked it, but it's still tapped into what the kids want to wear. This linen camp collar shirt will be a bit more buttoned up than whatever tee he's rocking.

Jake Canvas Shoulder Pouch

It's not a purse, okay. It's a shoulder pouch that's going to come in handy when he wants handsfree mobility. Chill.

Puzzle Bifold Wallet

He might not have a lot of money, but that doesn't mean he won't need one of these. Made with smooth calfskin, this sleek wallet has four card slots and two larger pockets.

Colton Beaded Necklace

He is finding his sense of personal style and you're here to help him. A cool, beaded necklace from AllSaints is a great first-good necklace for ya boy.

Cloudmonster

Whether he's a runner or not, On's sneakers are going to get him moving and grooving.

Sour Fruits Sweatshirt

A simple sweatshirt is his uniform. This one is extra cool, with a graphic print on the back that will have all his friends talking.

Sam The Sloth

This is not your ordinary stuffed animal. It's a weighted stuffed animal, aimed at reducing anxiety and stress. He'll act too cool for it, but we guarantee he'll love it.

Suede Baseball Cap

His classic baseball cap is getting an upgrade. Overland's suede style is ultra chic.

Expedition North Watch

A guy's watch says a lot about him. This one says, "I'm ready to get my hands dirty" but in a sophisticated way.

The Book of Building Fires

Even if he's not a camper, learning how to build a fire is an essential skill. It's survival 101.

Fleur Camo Tie Black

He's not going to roll his eyes when he receives this tie. It's cool, it's camo, and it's got Tyler, the Creator's stamp of approval.

$100 Gift Card

Grailed and Depop don't sell giftcards, so give him a Mastercard that will buy him one vintage NASCAR tee.

Game Pass Ultimate

With a massive catalog of games and the ability to stream them to any Game Pass-enabled PC, Xbox, or TV, this is the best deal in video games. Drop $200 on a year-long subscription and he'll love you forever.

100 Movies Scratch Off Poster

If he's going to watch too many movies, they might as well be the greats. He'll be a classic film buff with a broadened world view by this time next year.

Shower Speaker

Not that teens need an excuse to take any longer to get ready, but this suction-cupped Bluetooth-enabled waterproof shower speaker makes the whole thing fun.

Justin Rectangular Sunglasses

A young man's first Ray-Bans are a lesson in style, as well as a lesson in not losing valuable shit.

3D Pen

At a certain age, giving a teen a "toy" might make them feel extremely lame. A 3D pen is simply not one such toy.

Mini Fridge

A mini fridge to store his plethora of seltzers in his room so he doesn't have to leave his Gaming Chair.

The Scent of Peace for Him

With notes of bergamot, pineapple, blackcurrant, and cedarwood, this cologne is the epitome of class.

SG-5 Swagger 5 Boost Electric Scooter

He'll reach speeds of 18 mph on this e-scooter—all the better to leave the olds and the noobs in the dust.

Baseball Park Map Mug

Alright, it's cheesy but true: This gift will be a home run.

Intergalactic Mega World Set

How to make showering fun: a set of essentials that smell like space candy.

Make Your Own Hot Sauce Kit

Has he gotten on a hot sauce kick? Don't worry, he'll stop adding it to the grocery list once he can make his own.

Gift Card

With this gift card, he can purchase tickets to his favorite sporting event, concert, and so much more. The options are truly endless.

Fidget Gel Pen

No, it's not a Transformer. It's a pen. That's even cooler.

Eden Bed Pillow

This might not help him get out of bed before noon, but it will make for a deeper sleep.

Gx Hydration System

So that he can hydrate like the pros.

Coronado Half Zip

For working out, lounging, and everything in between, he's about to live in this sweater. It's stretchy and moisture-wicking, delivering comfort that's unmatched.

Belt Gift Set

It's about time that he upgrades his belt. Next time he's headed to a special dinner or event, he's rolling up in style.

Mini Drone

He's probably been saving up to buy his own drone, but why not get a head start? This is a great intro to the world of super tech.

Maritime Compass Cufflinks

He won't forget his first pair of cufflinks, and therefore he will not forget his gratitude towards you.

Super Loud Alarm Clock

No more oversleeping with this guy. He might not love it at first, but he's going to appreciate not running late to school every day.

Restore Trax Joggers

Ksubi is king of street style, so this pair of joggers is going to help him live up to the brand's reputation.

Langford Parka

Maybe he is starting college somewhere cold and needs a new jacket. This parka from Canada Goose is going to keep him extra toasty in all seasons.

Evolution Polo Shirt

He's trading in the raggedy T-shirts for something a little nicer. A polo from Lululemon retains the comfort, but has a structured fit to make him look more professional.

Gift Card

When in doubt, an Uber gift card is going to come in handy. He can get transportation or food with it—two gifts in one.

It Slide 2

He's going to wear these to the gym, around the house, out running errands... You may never see him in normal shoes again.

Ballstar Sneakers

When he decides it's time to step out of the slides, he can slip into this pair of Golden Goose. The leather molds to the shape of his foot for all-day comfort.

International Carry-On

If he's going on a trip where the duffel won't cut it, this suitcase from Tumi is sleek and sophisticated. He'll have it for days to come.

Basketball Hoop Trash Can

For his college dorm or high school bedroom, so he can practice his game and clean up at the same time.

Theragun Mini

Is he always complaining about his aches and pains? This mini massaging device should do the trick.

Black Hole Pack

Patagonia's backpacks are super durable and practical. Whether he's using it for school or hikes, it's going to get its fair share of use.

SelectTech 552 Adjustable Dumbbells

He got into lifting recently, but those weights have been cluttering the house. Don't worry, these adjustable dumbbells will save space while giving him an efficient workout.

Leather Poker Set

Or maybe he picked up poker, in which case this leather set is going to make him the snazziest guy at the table.

XR Complete Set

The golfing guy is going to love his own 16-piece set of clubs. Callaway makes some of the finest on the market, and this set has every type necessary.

Hoverboard

OK, I don't know who the teen boy you're buying gifts for is, but if ever there were a gift to be universally loved, it is absolutely and without a doubt an electric hoverboard.

Second Skin Sleep Pocket Tee & Short Set

We promise you he doesn't have a matching pajama set. This one is super comfortable, too.

Nintendo Switch

He's going to be the most popular guy around, especially if you get him some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe to go with the Switch.

Homme Deodorant Stick

Sure, he uses deodorant, but is it Dior? I think not.

The Staple (6-Pack)

A pack of fitted, quality T-shirts is going to go a long way. He can get out of doing his laundry for almost a week with these.

DIY Terrarium Kit

The Sill's plant project will teach him valuable lessons. Like, how to nurture life. And, why it's important to open his bedroom shades every once in a while.

The Beatles Past Masters

If he's really into old-school stuff like record players and The Beatles, he'll definitely want this. (And sorry if it hurts your brain to consider this old-school.)

On Air Neon Light

For the budding podcast host, a fun neon sign that lets you know when he is busy, gosh.

Standard 3 Ball Kit

He and his buddies will break this game out at every backyard bonfire, beach trip, and tailgate they attend.

Starter Shaving Kit for Men

Teach him to shave the right way from an early age, and he'll never again have facial hair to be ashamed of (R.I.P., middle school trash 'stache).

Star Wars Darth Vader Helmet Building Set

The older you are, the more realistic the LEGOs get. This 834-piece kit will occupy a weekend and leave him with some dark-side bedroom decor.

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