Fancy Yourself a Fan of High Design? Here are 24 Stylish Weed Accessories for You
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Cannabis is waaay too available for you to have ugly weed accessories. Legality at the state level is stretching far-and-wide, and it seems that federal legalization can't be too far behind. But with that, there is an assault on our good taste. You, reader, and us, the Esquire staff, are fighting the good fight against ugly weed accessories. Head shops are popping up everywhere, and they're all fluorescent-lit corner stores filled with shit like Rick and Morty rolling trays and bongs that look like sex toys, because that's supposed to be funny.
We are the resistance. We believe essentials like weed grinders or water pipes should be as beautiful as all the home items you spend big on. Thankfully, well-designed weed merchandise from designers and brands that are both beautiful and functional is an option these days. Here, we’ve rounded up 24 best weed accessories for serious stoners and casual smokers alike. From creative weed pipes to novelty rolling papers to smart grinders to even weed subscription boxes, we've tested and recommended something for every kind of cannabis enthusiast. This is the smoking stuff we own in our homes, and we encourage you to level up as well.
Hemp CBD Pre Rolled Joints 5 Pack
It's not exactly marijuana, but these pre-rolled joints bring a pop of CBD—and the ease of quick and efficient rolling—to the hangout. They'll get you to a mellow high without you ending up reading the periodic table for 30 minutes. (And to those who are not in-the-know, CBD, like THC, is a compound in cannabis, and it's a godsend for relaxing muscles and easing pain.)
Standing Ashtray
Seth Rogan, the unofficial leader of stoner culture, has fully pivoted into high-design weed home decor. A lot of it is fine, but this standing ashtray is beautiful. A concept straight out of the 50's, but it looks incredible in the 21st century.
Pebble Match Strike
Another banger from the Houseplant crew. This thing is a hidden match holder, a match strike, and an ashtray all in one.
Tabletop Lighter
I mean, have you ever seen anything more beautiful than this tabletop lighter? It makes the whole sesh feel a lot more luxe.
Home Set
Edie Parker does that table top lighter with a matching tray—for rolling or ornamenting—and coasters. It gives your home a cohesive, very much not stoner-like look.
Ash
An three-piece all-in-one ashtray and storage box. The concrete ashtray sits on a walnut wood storage box and is topped with a walnut wood lid. It's a wonderful piece of smoking design from the great minds over at Vessel.
Weekender Set
Need to carry some flower with you on a weekend away? Tulip's little carry kit and no-smell storage keep you from stinking up the car.
The Deangelo Ceramic Bud Vase Set
Unless you know a ceramicist personally, this is the best looking stash box, bong, and rolling tray combo you'll ever buy.
Caffe' del Porto Ashtray
Picture this: you're on the coast somewhere in Southern Italy. You're eating raw lemons. (They're better over there.) You're soaking up the sun. (Italian sun doesn't hurt your skin.) You're munchies are alleviated by fresh made Spaghetti alla Nerano. That's what this Ghiaia Cashmere ashtray represents.
Savana Dance Ashtray
Or, you can show off your Fuck You Money with an Hermès ashtray.
Motel Ashtray
One of These Days is (sorry) one of our favorite Americana menswear brands of the moment. In a more artistic gift shop collection, it recently released this ashtray in a collection of merch from a conceptual motel.
Stainless Steel Ashtray
An industrial ashtray based off the ones you see on cafe tables across the rest of the world. The powder coated orange looks incredible, but the stainless steel is true to the cafe vibe.
Vintage Vietnam War Snoopy Lighter
Ok reader, this is one of my best eBay secrets, but I'm in a giving mood so strap in for a history lesson. Snoopy—Charlie Brown's beloved beagle—was a cultural symbol during the Vietnam War. People back home, as well as some servicemen, used him as a WWI fighter pilot to criticize our involvement in Vietnam. (Snoopy fighting the Red Baron was seen as a more just war.) But, some servicemen used him as a symbol of the war effort.
Either way, the result is there are a bunch of Snoopy-engraved Zippo lighters floating around in the world. Some are crude—think Snoopy with a thought bubble that just says "Sex." Some are sweet—think Snoopy with a thought bubble that has the name of a serviceman's wife. Some are sad—think Snoopy saying "I wanna go home." They are all incredibly fucking cool and relatively well priced for vintage ephemera.
Some people think it's morbid to own one of these, but history is full of contradictions. Scour eBay, ask your grandfather, or go to a local antique market. One of those three will probably have a vintage Snoopy Zippo.
Small Smell-Proof Bag
This smell-proof weed container bag is ideal for keeping your one-hitter or small batch safely stowed as you go about your day. Its synthetic leather exterior will blend in nicely with the rest of the contents of your office or gym bag, and it even has a zipper compartment specially designed with lighters in mind. It may be cheap and low-tech, but it works.
Gilded Grinder
This isn't a grinder you stuff away into a drawer, and it's not one you're going to throw in a go bag either. It's a big boy. It's a grinder that sits on your coffee table or bookshelf and is reserved for your at home sessions. Special!
Crystal Ball Pipe
Our friends over at Sackville & Co. make a beautiful coffee table pipe. Tough, yet lightweight borosilicate glass makes this pipe functional, but the look is what really sells it.
Levo II Oil Infuser
Infuse away with the Levo II, a kitchen appliance that streamlines the edible-making process. The Levo II has three settings—dry, activate, and infuse—and its smell-controlled design lets you infuse up to 16 ounces of oil or butter with astronomical ease.
Joint Keychain
A keychain to discreetly carry a single joint. No smells. No funny looks from pedestrians. Perfect if you like to keep one on you.
Leather Double Cigar Case
If you're rolling up before walking to your smoke spot, please don't put your precious cargo loose in a pocket or plastic bag. You're an adult. A cigar case, like this beautiful leather option from Royce, is the perfect investment. This one has two holders, so you can pack two Big Blunts, or a handful of smaller joints.
Apple Ume Ginger
Blasting off and going to Mars is great, but sometimes... sometimes you just want a little midweek euphoria. That's where you enlist the humble CBD gummy. And no one does CBD gummies better than Rose. Their lineup is full of delicious options, but Apple Ume Ginger is our favorite winter flavor.
7.5" Electric Herb Grinder
Sometimes it's about going big or going home, because every seasoned smoker knows that sizable capacity plus a one-button operation equals mightiness. And this stainless steel electric grinder can quickly grind over 100g of your herbs or spices in just 10 seconds. Sweat-free, easy-peasy.
Unisex Classic Hemp Leaves Clog
On a style note, wear these to your nearby convenience store when you get the munchies. As soon as the automatic door opens, the cashier will know what's up.
'Bong Appétit: Mastering the Art of Cooking with Weed'
You'll stare at this cookbook for what seems like an hour when you're high as a kite—but with a clearer mind, you'll learn the culinary art of mixing just about every recipe with pot, from your classic pot brownies to cannabis cocktails.
Smell Proof Padded Duffle Bong Bag
This duffle bag can accommodate your cannabis accessories—up to 9 inches tall—without announcing their presence to the world.
A Note Weed and Social Justice Reform
It's cool to have the freedom, or privilege, to incorporate weed into your daily life, to celebrate the stoner lifestyle rather than hide it, and perhaps even help lessen the remnants of the social stigma that persist. But not everyone has that privilege. In fact, the marijuana industry has never been on the side of grassroots, BIPOC communities that are targeted by the so-called "war on drugs". So be sure to support BIPOC-owned cannabis brands, as well as dispensaries that work with social justice initiatives like the Last Prisoner Project, whenever possible.
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