Phish Gifted Drew Carey a Signed Blender to Stick His Dick In

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Drew Carey compared seeing Phish at the Sphere in Las Vegas as akin to “being edged for four days straight. And then right before the face-melting climax at the end of the fourth day, an angel comes down from heaven, Gabriel, and he shoots f–king heroin in your arm, and he says, ‘Good luck now motherf–er!’ And he leaves, and you have an orgasm for 15 minutes while your eyeballs fall out of your head!” The Price is Right host also said he would “stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life” to see the band at Sphere again.”

While it remains to be seen if Phish will return to the $2.3 billion venue for a run of shows, if the event that they do, Carey has a blender ready to go. In response to his viral reaction, the jam band gifted him an autographed blender. “Thank you Drew! See you next time, happy blending!” wrote frontman Trey Anastasio.

Next up for Phish, they’ll embark on a summer tour, which includes a four-day camping festival in Dover, Delaware. Get tickets to the band’s upcoming dates here.

Phish 2024 Tour Dates:
07/19 – Mansfield, MA @ Xfinity Center
07/20 – Mansfield, MA @ Xfinity Center
07/21 – Mansfield, MA @ Xfinity Center
07/23 – Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena
07/24 – Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena
07/26 – East Troy, WI @ Alpine Music Valley Music Theatre
07/27 – East Troy, WI @ Alpine Music Valley Music Theatre
07/28 – East Troy, WI @ Alpine Music Valley Music Theatre
07/30 – St. Louis, MO @ Chaifetz Arena
07/31 – St. Louis, MO @ Chaifetz Arena
08/02 – Noblesville, IN @ Ruoff Music Center
08/03 – Noblesville, IN @ Ruoff Music Center
08/04 – Noblesville, IN @ Ruoff Music Center
08/06 – Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena
08/07 – Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena
08/09 – Bethel, NY @ Bethel Woods Center for the Arts
08/10 – Bethel, NY @ Bethel Woods Center for the Arts
08/11 – Bethel, NY @ Bethel Woods Center for the Arts
08/15 – Dover, DE @ Mondegreen
08/16 – Dover, DE @ Mondegreen
08/17 – Dover, DE @ Mondegreen
08/18 – Dover, DE @ Mondegreen
08/29 – Commerce City, CO @ Dick’s Sporting Goods Park
08/30 – Commerce City, CO @ Dick’s Sporting Goods Park
08/31 – Commerce City, CO @ Dick’s Sporting Goods Park
09/01 – Commerce City, CO @ Dick’s Sporting Goods Park

Phish Gifted Drew Carey a Signed Blender to Stick His Dick In
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