Orlando Bloom Goes Paddleboarding Again — but He’s Not Naked

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Orlando Bloom enjoying the view on a Caribbean beach with Australian model Kristy Hinze Clark.
Orlando Bloom in St. Barts on March 20. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)

Orlando Bloom paddleboarding in St. Barts? Boring!

The Pirates of the Caribbean star spent an action-packed day on the beach in St. Barts on Monday. He was paddleboarding! He was snorkeling! He was flirting! However, seeing him do all these things fully clothed made us feel like we were missing out.

After Paddleboard Penis Gate 2016 — you remember, that’s when a nude Lando acted as then-girlfriend Katy Perry’s manservant and paddled her around in the waters off of Sardinia — we expect a little more from the 40-year-old British actor. And by more, we guess we mean less.

Orlando’s vacation — which he’s on with Australian model Kristy Hinze, her businessman husband, and some other friends (including a brunette he’s being linked to in a post-Perry world — certainly isn’t terrible.

He showed his strength:

Orlando Bloom flexed his muscles. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)
Orlando Bloom flexed his muscles on vacation. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)

He starred in his own version of Aquaman:

Orlando Bloom did a little snorkeling. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)
Orlando Bloom did a little snorkeling. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)

He flirted (or merely sat next to a woman while both of them were on their phones) and ignited romance rumors:

Orlando Bloom got flirty. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)
Orlando Bloom got flirty. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)

He even smiled at the paparazzi!

Orlando Bloom flashed his pearly whites. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)
Orlando Bloom flashed his pearly whites. (Photo: Spread Pictures/AKM-GSI)

However, despite all these pretty Orly photos, we were left somewhat underwhelmed. Sometimes less is more.


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