24 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because Humor Makes Everythinggg Better
Hello, world! I hope April treated you well — and if not, well, April showers bring May flowers? And, if you're in need of a pick-me-up, I scoured the pits, corners, and crevices of Twitter for all the funniest moments from the last week.
Per usual, they were wonderful, funny, and ridiculous. And now, here they are for you to enjoy:
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I’m on a flight in US and an old lady has caused confusion, hilarity and then amazement as the crew expected her to be an infant. She is actually 101 and the computer can’t handle an age that high so just put her down as a 1 year old on the manifest. She laughed it off. Legend.
— Joe Tidy (@joetidy) April 24, 2024
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my landlord has such a beautiful mind ❤️ pic.twitter.com/tZiRpeD1zp
— charlie (@chunkbardey) April 25, 2024
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we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba https://t.co/76lhomxUwD
— Make Oxtail Cheap Again (@simsimmaaz) April 24, 2024
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high school food here is awesome. hasn’t changed a bit. No other time or situation where you’d House chicken wings a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and green goo all in under half an hour. And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach. https://t.co/xVmD1Y7Ry8
— jake (@jakebrodes) April 26, 2024
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imagine going through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting in 7 minutes https://t.co/CHeQ1lNoFa
— Maizie ⭐️ (@postboob) April 22, 2024
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Me at McDonald’s, age 4 https://t.co/kJU6HcnV8Y
— Brendan Taz Cannon (@jazzwithtaz) April 26, 2024
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The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
— Caleb Synan (@calebsynan) April 26, 2024
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another chilling story from creepy dot org https://t.co/sEL5WSUXb9
— 𖨆 📖 (@nothervois) April 22, 2024
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I’ve officially rescheduled my wedding to 2026… such a difficult decision but it’s for the best due to due my schedule and the current climate. It will also give me more time to find the person I’m marrying so I guess it works out.
— B 💋 (@raysofberry) April 23, 2024
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grabbing dinner w ur friend is like omg these fries r epic. also I cried myself to sleep last night. Can u pass the ketchup. You won’t believe who’s crawled back into my DMs. Are are you down to try this new spot tom? I hate him. The weather was so nice today
— 💡 (@NourFarouk1) April 28, 2024
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every single time i use my oven my i remember that story of the girl being over at a guy’s house and him baking something for her and saving “i hate this part” before sticking his bare hands in to pull it out
— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) April 28, 2024
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Ticketmaster be like:Concert ticket: $50Venue fee: $26.10Access fee: $14.28Paperless transaction fee: $7.23Convenience fee: $17.24Fee fee: 6.23Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23Because we can fee: $8.12Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1
— greg (@greg16676935420) April 28, 2024
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Hey friends. I’m okay but a little shaken up. This morning, my car started spinning in circles before coming to an abrupt stop in the middle of the road. When I got out to see what happened, I found this. pic.twitter.com/uAxSL2noSQ
— Lindsay Fickas (@lindsayfickas) April 23, 2024
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one of the funniest tweets on this app pic.twitter.com/ZnW0WJoXub
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) April 23, 2024
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Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: 0mg
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) April 25, 2024
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i thought it was bouta go down 😭 pic.twitter.com/Xo3bU4zB2a
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) April 23, 2024
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feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes pic.twitter.com/kMwZETmqBp
— Natalie V Dávila (@natalievdavila) April 23, 2024
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who’s car is this pic.twitter.com/suARECebzB
— captain brian (@quebecween) April 24, 2024
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My employee just told me he loved me while getting off the phone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it got so damn quiet. Then he apologized and was like “I just got off the phone with my wife…please don’t send me to HR” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
— WeOutchea (@WeOutcheaAgain) April 26, 2024
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Noticed that my cola was looking particularly crispy at dinner tonight, so I took some time to try and capture the perfect photo despite the disdain it elicited from my companions at the table. The life of an artist is a lonely one. pic.twitter.com/yKvIHFwqzF
— Ones Bitten Twice Shy :) (@sabatonfan69) April 26, 2024
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When a cat runs to the fridge every time it opens, a sign is necessary pic.twitter.com/iNOgZBquom
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) April 22, 2024
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My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and needing money and at the end they said a cheque would be fine and she said “And who should I make it out to, since you’re obviously not Aaron” and they hung up on her. What a legend.
— Aaron Hoyland (@aaronhoyland) April 26, 2024
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his bob got so much movement 😭😭😭 https://t.co/PsMDC0ZIOV
— mallewi. (@mallewi) April 22, 2024
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That's a wrap for this month, folks! See ya in May, and don't forget to shoot these creators a follow if they made you laugh. If you're looking for more tweets to keep ya going, there's plenty more in our previous roundups:
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