Fiat 500L’s rapping Brit mom Playskools all the shorties

So the idea for Fiat's British arm of a mother performing a Lady Sovereign-esque rap about "The Motherhood" sounds better in theory than practice, what with Toyota's lame "Swagger Wagon" already a year old and a beat that would gently rock the block to sleep after a good burping. But in typical Fiat advertising fashion, the startling parts entertain as much as they scandalize, and the lyrics get parenthood right; why else do book club members never forget their bottles of wine? What this has to do with the soon-to-be-Americanized Fiat 500L as a potential family hauler remains a mystery, but Fiat does have a flair for bonding with its shoppers. Warning: this video has words that rhyme with "episiotomy stitches."