Worried About a Repeal of the Affordable Care Act? Stephen Colbert Has a Solution.
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert started with a public service announcement for an alternative affordable health care called Home Remedies. “Hello,” said a spokeswoman in a kitchen. “Recently there’s been a lot of concern out there that Obamacare is going to be repealed without a replacement. That’s simply not true.”
“Suffering from back pain?” she asked. “Just get a big bowl of ice, pour in some vodka, and drink. Can’t stop scratching an itchy rash? Easy, wear cheese graters as gloves. Broken bone? No problem. Visit a cemetery. They have all the unbroken bones you could want. All it takes is a shovel and a lifetime of being plagued by the undead. Open wound? Take out some gauze, roll it out, pour vodka on the bandage for sterilization, and drink.”
“Looking for affordable birth control?” she continued. “Go to Target on a Saturday, visit the toy aisle, and remind yourself, I can just walk away.”
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