Spend Your Lottery Winnings on These Epic Vacations

We’ve got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that nobody won the $800 million Powerball Lottery drawing on Saturday night, and the jackpot is now up to a record-breaking $1.3 billion.

The bad news is that the odds of you winning said jackpot are about 1 in 292.2 million.

Regardless, the prospect of winning such a large sum of money has us thinking about all of the amazing vacations we could take. And we’re not talking about your run-of-the-mill cruises to the Caribbean. No, we’re ready for island hopping in super yachts with the likes of Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

So, if you are the lucky son of a gun to win a billion dollars after Wednesday’s drawing, here are some absolutely over-the-top, embarrassingly decadent vacations you should probably consider.

Fly to the moon

Buying stuff on Earth is boring, take your moolah to space! (Photo: Space Adventures)

Frank Sinatra sang the lyrics, “Fly me to the moon,” but surely he never thought it was a possibility. Turns out, Frank just needed more money. Space Adventures, the only company that offers civilians the opportunity to travel into the great unknown, is offering circumlunar missions to those willing to pony up $150 million per seat. The trip will be piloted by a Russian Cosmonaut and could make a stop at the International Space Station before passing the moon and heading back to earth.

The first excursion could take place as early as 2017, and with 1.3 billion sitting in the bank (about 806 million after taxes), this is just the kind of outrageous trip you can now afford.

If you’re looking for a better deal, and aren’t that jazzed about going to the moon, a 10-day trip to just the space station will cost you about $52 million.

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Cruise on a super yacht

They don’t call this a super yacht for nothing. (Photo: Axioma)

This is AXIOMA — a super yacht that can be all yours for the not-so affordable price of $574,140.00 a week. This boat, if you can call it that, comes with a private cinema, spa, Michelin-starred chef, and a crew of 20. Oh, and we can’t forget to mention the open-air gym, jacuzzi, bar, and steam room.

If you get tired of cruising around, the yacht can park it while you enjoy some of the water sports available on board — including Seadoos, kayaks, water skis, wakeboards, and paddle boards.

AXIOMA is the true definition of luxury, and with a ride like this, even the other millionaires will be jealous of your gorgeous accommodations.

Rent a private island

You don’t rent a house after winning $700 million, you rent an island. (Photo: Calivigny Island)

Sure, Jamaica is beautiful, but it’s also overrun with tourists. If you want to have a private tropical experience, or just want to live out your own Robinson Crusoe fantasies, then a trip to Calivigny Island is just what the doctor ordered. For $438,495 a week, you can secure this island in the Caribbean which accommodates 50 guests. Rental includes private chefs, 24-hour maid and security, jets skis, motorboats, and private car transfers.

If you want your own island, but don’t like the price tag of Calivigny, David Copperfield’s Musha Cay is a steal at $380,068 for 7 nights.

Take a trip around the world

This puts flying first-class to shame. (Photo: Four Seasons/Facebook)

If you want to take a trip around the globe, but don’t want to plan it, let The Four Seasons make an itinerary for you. For $132,000 per person, the famous hotel offers a 24-day trip to some of the most beautiful places around the world including Bora Bora, the Taj Mahal to the Sydney Opera House. Instead of flying commercial, flyers simply board the Four Seasons jet, which whisks them from one gorgeous destination to another.

Along the way, you will stay at Four Season’s properties in each of the 10 cities, and all meals and transportation are included.

Related: You Can Buy This Spanish Village for $230,000!

Ski in Luxury

A quaint little cabin for the rich and famous. (Photo: Chalet N)

With a name like The Chalet N, you know this place is going to be expensive. Located in Oberlech, Austria, this cabin in the Alps is the perfect destination for a luxurious ski retreat.

For $337,951 a week, you can hit the slopes or visit your own private fitness room, pool, and sauna. The Chale N sleeps 24, and has 11 rooms — seven of which are suites.

If that doesn’t have you sold, the windows are bullet-proof, and the wine cellar is stocked for your use. What else do you need?

Rock out in Las Vegas

This bed rotates…enough said. (Photo: Palms)

Sure, you can save your winnings. Or, you can make it rain during an extravagant week in Las Vegas.

This two-story sky villa is a 9,000 square foot retreat located on top of the Palms Fantasy Tower in Las Vegas. The room, which sleeps 12, comes with a cantilevered pool, personal glass elevator, private balcony, 11 televisions, and a private butler. It’s so decked out that even the bed rotates!

At $34,000 a night, this villa will cost about $238,000 for seven days. Factor in all of the money you’ll spend at the casinos, restaurants, and shows — and this Las Vegas vacation is an a amazing way to burn through some cash.

Pamper yourself

If your bank account is bigger than Mount Olympus, you deserve to stay at the Royal Villa. (Photo: Grand Resort Lagonissi)

Channel your inner Greek god or goddess with a stay at the Royal Villa in Athens, Greece. In addition to two master bedrooms, the one-of-a-kind villa comes with indoor and outdoor pools, a gym, massage area, and butler’s quarters. Even more impressive, the luxurious accommodations include a car, yacht, and jet rentals. All of this will set you back $50,000 a night.

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