Playboy Makes Joe Biden, George R. R. Martin, and John Oliver Sexy for Halloween

Erika Ostroff
·Assistant Editor
Updated

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News alert! Playboy magazine has declared the classic go to sexy Halloween ensembles like schoolgirl, angel, and nurse over. They’ve issued a new list of what they’d liketo see ladies dress up as this Halloween and it may surprise you.

There’s Sexy John Oliver, Sexy Joe Biden, Sexy Weird Al, Sexy George R.R. Martin, Sexy Craig Sager, Sexy Neil deGrasse Tyson, Sexy Questlove, Sexy Louis C.K., and Sexy George Takei. Of course this wouldn’t be sexy Louis C.K. if you were wearing his relaxed fit dad jeans or Sexy John Oliver with his classic pressed khakis. Playboy still wants to see you in your underwear.

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The costumes modeled by Playboy’s “very cool and very fun-loving Playmates” are spot on (hairy beards are balanced by feminine lingerie) but the amusing descriptions will really help you get into character. There’s gems like, “Every time she opens her mouth, she sticks her foot in it. What will she do next? No one knows. You couldn’t ignore Sexy Joe Biden if you tried.” And, “She’s an astrophysicist. She showed us the Cosmos. She’s the host of StarTalk Radio. It should surprise no one that Sexy Neil deGrasse Tyson has one celestial body.”

The best part? The costumes are totally DIY-able. Most of them merely require a dress shirt, cardigan, and tie. Lose the pants, add lingerie, and voila you’re now a sexy John Oliver. Want to channel your Sexy Questlove? All you need is a black leotard, a blazer, aviators, and drumsticks. Thanks to Playboy, you’ll be the talk, or the talk show host (Hey Sexy Alex Trebek!), of the party.

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