Jaden Smith Just Reached Peak Jaden Smith

From ELLE

Jesus walked on water. Jaden Smith talks on water. Potato potahto.

Here, gaze upon the teen alien, spotted in Calabasas dressed in peak Jaden Smith regalia: Stone washed cut-off-erals, those sunglasses that sorority girls wear, a surgical mask, and most importantly, a boxed water phone for communicating with God.