Is This Definitive Proof That Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber Are Hooking Up?
Here’s another entry in the “Are Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber Actually Doing It or Are We All Just Puppets in Kris Jenner’s War?”
People is reporting that, yes, in fact, the odd-but-also-strangely-natural couple of Kourt, 36, and Biebs, 22, have been bumping uglies - best and also grossest euphemism for sexual intercourse - for several months now.
“They have hooked up a few times, including recently. It happens in L.A,” the source told People. “He has met her kids, but they don’t hook up around the kids. It’s on nights when she has help and is able to go out.”
“Kourtney is great. Justin thinks it’s cool that she is older and hot. She isn’t clingy and has her own life,” the source continued. “There are no bad consequences for Justin to hook up with her. She is very easy going and just makes it fun for him to be around her.”
There you have it! Kourtney and Justin’s love is a gorgeous candle that burns so brightly in the night and then is extinguished when the harsh realities of day returns them to their respective lives of sizzurp guzzling and guitar lessons for babies. (I’ll never reveal which is which!)
And now, let’s watch this video of Kourt and Biebs leaving a nightclub together six months ago and contemplate the beautiful mysteries of life:
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