10 of the Most Totally Disgusting Things About the Jon/Dany Romance
I know everyone is sad about Viserion and all, but to be honest, it was a different scene from Sunday's episode of Game of Thrones that really made me feel sick and sad and generally Donnie Darko-ish inside.
Yes, I'm talking about the...shudder...Daenerys and Jon bedside scene. Thank GOODNESS that's "bedside" and not "bed"-yet.
You know, the one scene in which, after her beloved dragon dies, Dany comes to visit Jon while he recuperates from being dunked in a huge ice bath by wights? You know, the one where they make eyes at each other like the other person is the sun and they each want to burn their respective eyeballs right out of their heads?
Well, it's SO GROSS. Not just because we're forever #TeamYgritte, but several hints and clues and fan theories have indicated that these two characters are actually related-Jon's father is probably Dany's brother, making them aunt and nephew.
all i wanted was platonic jon & dany finding out jon is a targaryen and dany finally having a family and a home but no, it's gotta be incest
- Chloe (@avalords) August 16, 2017
Everyone thinks it's gross! Well, not everyone. Some people think that if Dany and Jon got together, it would be some kind of Good Ship I'm Actually Fine With This.
- samantha irby (@wordscience) August 21, 2017
Me: incest is wrong
Also me: when are Dany and Jon going to get together #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/BlIjKifMlQ- Anna Vu (@realannavu) August 21, 2017
People: But Jon and Dany are related.
Me:...
#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/aM6pZ7Rt7K- Kimberly (@candypie22) August 21, 2017
I didn't know I was a basic piece of trash until I so badly wanted Dany and Jon to kiss. MY HEART IS WEAK. #GameOfThrones
- Lilly Singh (@IISuperwomanII) August 21, 2017
(You guys are disgusting, you know that?)
And it wasn't just the most recent episode that gave us this gross prospect. The relationship between the two has been building up for a while.
dany's face when she realized that jon was going to go beyond the wall and the look jon gave her afterwards MY HEART IS BROKEN pic.twitter.com/yuEX2KZS6W
- pau (@emiIiaskit) August 14, 2017
It is textbook icky, and I'm not here for it. Almost every moment of that scene had me like:
Here are the 10 most excruciatingly icky Jon–Dany moments from the episode.
When Dany looks more upset about leaving Jon behind than she did about Viserion's death
When Dany stays behind to see whether Jon is still alive
When his horse rides up to the gates and she's SO super relieved
When she looks at his stabby death wounds like they are Fiona the hippo
When Jon wakes up from his almost-death slumber and Dany is gazing upon him like a mother swan looking at a baby swan...that she WANTS TO BONE
When Jon looks back at her and looks exactly like the baby version of himself
When Jon takes her hand and is probably her nephew
When Jon calls her Dany
When Jon calls Dany "my queen"
Jon - You're right. No Dany-- how about my Queen?
Daenerys - I hope I deserve it.
Jon - You do. #GoTS7 #ThronesYall #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/MiIXRlTVkt- 1D + Coldplay (@1D_iBae) August 21, 2017
No, no, no. Kill it with fire. Where is Drogon when you need him???
When Dany lets go of Jon's hand and his face goes as cold and desolate as the north
if anyone wants depression, this is jon's face when dany removes her hand from his pic.twitter.com/1CfkW7Qr8k
- ash (@kingbblake) August 16, 2017
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