Your Daily TeenScope for May 16, 2022
Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
An interest in fiction may turn into a serious salvation. Sometimes it's simpler to take refuge in a book when the world outside is full of deliberate deceptions. There, at least, you know everything is imaginary.
Taurus
Like an engineer who fits disparate parts together to create a truly revolutionary new product, your mind is tuned into multiple sources of inspiration. Synthesize them in one creative work, and you'll hit gold.
Gemini
You'll have fun talking the talk at the moment. With your verbal swagger, you could make it as a talk show host or a high-powered trial lawyer. But you'll back off when it comes to action. It's all fun and games.
Cancer
It's tempting to spend money freely, but you'll be happiest with yourself at the end of the day if you can keep a tighter rein on your wallet. Your responsibilities may be minor, but they give you a center of gravity.
Leo
Your day is completely wrapped up in a single person, so much so that you'll lose focus and everything else will drop away. Okay -- it's fine if you're obsessed for a day or two. But if it goes on any longer, talk to someone about it.
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Virgo
Games of all varieties will hold appeal for you. A round or two of cards may bring you closer to your family, but you'll also be tempted to delve into a parallel video world. Whatever the case may be, it'll sharpen your mind and your relationships.
Libra
Big decisions about how to spend your money shouldn't be made in a day. Unless you stumble across a super-last-ditch-90-percent-off sale, you can afford to wait another week. And to be honest, your wallet can't afford not to.
Scorpio
You're quick to resort to name-calling when arguments get heated. It's not that you're trying to be unfair. You just get caught up in the moment and, like a member of the British parliament, you let loose.
Sagittarius
Whatever you do, maintain open channels of communication. Friends may seize on the pettiest details to invent conflict where none existed before. The most important thing is to shrug off the small stuff.
Capricorn
You're itching to get back to the next school day, however bizarre that may seem. A bit of structure and a heavy dose of reading will satisfy any cravings you may be experiencing. You're ready and eager to learn.
Aquarius
Like a deer frozen in headlights, your instincts are temporarily out of whack. Close your eyes against the glare, and wrench your mind away from unhealthy thoughts. You'll make fine progress if you can stop doubting your abilities.
Pisces
You have strong opinions and your enthusiasm is infectious. Explain why you like a certain book or the new single you heard on the radio, and your eyes will light up like a ray of sunshine after an angry thunderstorm.
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