Your Daily TeenScope for January 27, 2022



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

It's time to make a love connection. You're primed for romance, so make it happen. If you're already involved, you might find yourself falling for them in a big way.

Taurus

You'd be fine if everyone would just get off your back. There's too much performance pressure right now, but it will dissipate pretty soon and everything will return to normal.

Gemini

For once, it's you who wants everyone else to just shut up. It's not as if you don't like them anymore -- you'd rather be doing things and not just chatting about doing things.

Cancer

Public speaking will be hard right now -- even just getting the right words out to your sweetie or best friend will be more difficult than any calculus test.

Leo

Everything is fun for you now -- math, art, even the alarm clock in the morning. How do you do it? Good question, but don't lose any sleep over it.

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Virgo

Money is on your mind right now, but you might not be able to do much about the situation. There's no need to freak -- you know how to have fun for free. Plus, your fortunes will turn around soon enough.

Libra

You're just a little bit too involved with the weird social machinations that have erupted recently. If you're lucky, you're on top. If not, you will be very soon.

Scorpio

You've been so wrapped up in yourself lately that you may have forgotten you have friends. Check in with them -- all of them -- and reconnect pronto.

Sagittarius

Love is in the air -- whether you like it or not, you're going to find yourself on one end of Cupid's arrow. You won't know how you'll feel about it until it happens.

Capricorn

Sadly, you've got to take care of homework, chores or both before getting to the good stuff -- and this time, it's totally unavoidable. Get on with it and you'll be having fun in no time.

Aquarius

New thoughts are flooding in faster than you can remember them. Write them down or they'll be lost to the world. Someone cute is starting to get a good impression.

Pisces

Nothing makes any sense at all right now, but you're surprisingly okay with that. As long as nobody expects you to recite state capitals or do calculus, you'll be fine.

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