Your Daily TeenScope for August 13, 2022



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Be the first one to speak up today -- it won't be hard! Other folks seem to defer naturally to you, except for uptight teachers or concerned parents, of course. Your ideas are hot!

Taurus

You like to do things your way (who doesn't?), but today brings conflicting instructions from folks who should know better. Let them know gently you're not having it.

Gemini

Step up and say something, or else your people might make some very weird mistakes today. You can keep them from the most ridiculous errors, but only if you jump in now!

Cancer

You're usually pretty well in control of your mouth, but today you might say a few things you wish you hadn't. If you can, be more careful with your words, but remember: You have to do what you have to do.

Leo

You're in the mood for fun -- and almost nothing can bring you down! Even if you're stuck cleaning the garage or doing something hateful, you find little ways to make it all go by quickly.

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Virgo

Sharing is for chumps -- at least for now. You are in no mood to help out when people forget their wallets, pens or whatever, though you should return to business as usual in a day or two.

Libra

You are really focused on one person in particular today -- though it could be just about anyone. If it's a love thing, it might get pretty obsessive, but if it's a friend, it's just low-key and good fun.

Scorpio

Keep an eye on your health today -- not because you're at any serious risk, but life is a lot better when your mind and body are working at peak efficiency! Fuel up with some juice.

Sagittarius

Your creative energy is awesome today, so make some art, have fun in the halls or just sit quietly and enjoy the way time passes when you're feeling so good. Share with a friend who's down!

Capricorn

Something fun has to be postponed, which is a bummer -- but at least it's not canceled! Take care of the boring stuff today because things are going to get crazier in the very near future.

Aquarius

You are so far out on the edge right now that your friends and family are a little worried -- but it's all good. You're just playing around with the next big thing before it gets too big.

Pisces

Lie low for now, which fortunately is pretty easy because most other folks are going out of their way to draw attention to themselves. Once the day has passed, you can go back to business as usual.

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