Your Daily FoodScope for September 28, 2022



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Aries

Don't get into any arguments today, unless you like being smacked down. A fuzzy brain won't be a match for superior intellect. Unlike you, your opponent probably had a big breakfast, perhaps fried eggs, bacon and toast, or maybe oatmeal and OJ. Concede defeat for now, and hope lunch saves you.

Taurus

Don't plan a menu for the week when you're not sure what you'll be eating today. Long-term plans are only a good idea when the foreseeable future is under control. Hit the grocery store for provisions first, then go to town making salads, sandwiches and a big pot of marinara sauce.

Gemini

Your day will be packed solid and you won't have time to indulge in the finer nuances of healthy eating. Snatch a few minutes for something substantial and nutritious that's also quick and easy, like a pre-made salad with chicken. It may not be by the book, but it'll be as good as it gets today.

Cancer

You'll shed your shell today, revealing a body that has become soft and flabby. It may be time to think about changing your diet back to salads, chicken breasts and yogurt if you're going to turn that flab to fab. For today, though, put the shell back on. Soft and doughy is not a good look for you.

Leo

Brainstorms will kick off a flood of great new ideas today, so expect a fun and productive workday. You may not realize how exhausted you'll be until later. Skip the social scene tonight and spend a relaxing night at home. A couple of beef pot pies and a glass of merlot will be the perfect capper.

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Virgo

Your workday will be tortuously bad, but you can counter that by eating well. Healthy foods will counterbalance the stress of the day, and could put your mind at ease. But avoid foods like pizza slices or nachos. All that grease in your stomach won't sit well when the boss starts yelling again.

Libra

A part of today will be as sloppy as a plate of nachos while another part will be as clean and unfettered as a shiny apple. It's your choice as to which you want to embrace today. The apple would be better for you, but won't be as filling or delicious as the nachos.

Scorpio

Consider things deeply today. Seeing details and reading fine print will tune you into the big picture. That picture will be one of good health, the kind that comes from making the right nutrition decisions. So you go with your chicken, fruit, salads and yogurt! You look marvelous!

Sagittarius

You'll feel tension today. Search your soul to uncover what's eating you. Perhaps you've been dieting and you've given up many things. Perhaps you're missing your beloved pizza. Make it at home where you can control exactly what goes in and on it. Then you can have the best of both worlds.

Capricorn

Strip things to the bare necessities today. Discard the extra and shed the extraneous. This will make for a smoother, more streamlined day. Use this philosophy later when you'll stir-fry simple chicken breast with a variety of veggies, and come up with yet another masterpiece.

Aquarius

You may have to find creative ways of communicating today. There could be some confusion and the potential for misunderstanding. But in the end you'll get the mu gu gai pan you wanted, although you won't know how the thing with the tentacles wound up on the order.

Pisces

It'll be like you're zapped into the Bizarro world today. This sudden divorce from reality will make for a trying day. But you'll get through and you'll drag yourself home. Do as little as possible tonight, maybe heat up a pot of New England clam chowder that'll be as thick as the fog in your brain.

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