Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Yesterday was easy to enjoy. Today, not so much. You'll have to get adjusted to having the doghouse all to yourself, for the umpteenth time. Keep the goodbyes short and sweet.
Your thoughts might be racing ahead but your body is stuck in the doghouse. It's the morning dilemma again. Don't waste time fighting it. Start looking for ways to amuse yourself, ASAP.
Your human is out there meeting lots of people while you're stuck in the doghouse. It's enough to bring tears to your eyes. The reality isn't quite so dramatic. In fact, it's dull enough to put you to sleep for the day.
It goes without saying you were born to be wild, so why are you in the doghouse all day? Face it, there must be something appealing about the domesticated life or you wouldn't be home waiting for your human. Be ever faithful.
Your human imagines life at home to be one big party, and you imagine their job to be much the same. You'd each gladly trade, and not for the self-sacrifice, either. Sigh.
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Work issues reappear again and again and again. If only you could keep your owner home where it's nice and safe. Don't worry, they're able to brave the wilderness beyond the doghouse without you.
You don't know why, but some days take you by surprise. You and your human are much the same that way, but for different reasons. Coming up with something to do with your good energy is your challenge of the day.
The temptation to keep your human home is there, but how exactly would you go about it? Don't waste your time coming up with examples. Whatever you decided on, it wouldn't pay off.
If you lead your owner to believe you're not bored, you're not very likely to get anything to keep you amused during the day. Make it loud and clear you're out of your gourd, and begging for new chew toys.
You've become quite the intellectual pooch. In fact, you're going a bit overboard with it. But what choice do you have? That's more than an existential question when you're left to your own devices all day.
Can your owner read your mind or did you just communicate in the most creative of ways? The answer is neither. They may be home for the day, but it has absolutely nothing to do with your desires. Enjoy the company anyway.
The authority your owner has over you is but an illusion. You mean to be a good dog, but the moment they're out the door, all clarity dissolves. You know what they say about out of sight being out of mind. You embody the phrase today.
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