Your Daily DogScope for January 25, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You're the first one under the table today. You'll stake your place early so as not to miss a thing. But missing a crumb is hardly the end of the world on a day like today. With the table scraps you'll be getting, even you would hardly notice.
Taurus
You're in a hurry to scarf up the first scraps that fall your way, but you have enough at your disposal to afford being picky. Take your time. There's no sense in eating a green bean simply for its drop of gravy.
Gemini
You have no trouble making your wishes known. The response is so fast you almost feel like your humans are your personal waiters. When there's a lull in the table scraps, take the initiative and speak up.
Cancer
Why, exactly, are you being showered with real meat instead of biscuits and chow? And why all the legs under the table? You're somewhat suspicious of the whole scene, but that won't stop you from chowing down. Enjoy.
Leo
If what you hear is correct, your entire doghouse has a lot to be thankful for. Your place under the table can't mute the message. It's loud and clear that the best things in life are not only free, they're not slathered in gravy, either. Enjoy both the meal and keeping things in perspective.
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Virgo
You want all the table scraps to yourself. But even you can sense that's going against the nature of the meal. You'll force yourself to share, and luckily for you, there's more than enough to go around. Enjoy.
Libra
Some parts of your banquet are great and other parts are awful. The salad you can do without, but anything that's been within inches of a turkey is fair game. And gravy makes even the most bitter of pills go down. Read: any vegetable.
Scorpio
There's no sense in fighting over table scraps when there are so many to be had. Besides, none of the humans want that kind of scene at their feet. The most ugly outcome imaginable would be banishment far, far from the table, so avoid conflict.
Sagittarius
You're getting more than your fill and you're not even asked to perform tricks for it. It's purely for the pleasure of giving on your humans' part. For their generous natures alone, you have much to be thankful for.
Capricorn
You're so busy waiting for table scraps you can hardly remember to guard the castle. Your ancestors would be rolling over in their graves if they could see your shameful begging. But keep it up. Consider it your yearly holiday.
Aquarius
The look of amazement on your face is priceless. You've never seen so much meat on one table in your life. It's not exactly your discovery, though, so don't give yourself first dibs.
Pisces
Nothing can hide your owner's meal from you, nor the cloud of smells surrounding it. Luckily for you, no one is trying to hide the bounty from you. In fact, they're sharing. Their generosity is bewildering but you're thankful for it.
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