Your Daily DogScope for December 10, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Why does your human get so frustrated with all the details? They should take a tip from you and only see the big picture. A walk is a walk is a walk, with or without the right accouterments.
Taurus
You're suddenly detail-oriented and stubborn about it, too. Don't be. If you won't walk unless you have the leash precisely so, don't be surprised if you stay home.
Gemini
You don't necessarily want a treat every time you whine, or a pat on the back or the back door opened. Your needs are varied, but you'll have a hard time communicating them to your family.
Cancer
Sometimes you have to jump through hoops to get one biscuit, but today you'll get handfuls without even trying. All you have to do is put on your therapist face, and you'll clean up.
Leo
You want to go for a walk, but you don't look willing to act. Or even to move. Spending the day on the couch may seem like a bore, but it sure looks like you enjoy it.
Find out what the cards have in store for you with your 2022 Tarot Reading.
Virgo
Don't do too much thinking, but do come up with some kind of analysis. Without a plan, life will go on much like it is, day after day after day, so give your human some incentive.
Libra
A certain dog has you shaking. If he doesn't knock you over, your anxiety will. Don't be like that. Being brave at least leaves your chances 50-50.
Scorpio
You owe a friend a favor, and it's a big one. If you're indebted to your human, figure out how you can be of service, even if it means skipping a walk or two.
Sagittarius
Your human isn't infallible. That's a tough one to swallow for a dog as worshipful as you. But don't despair. The realization will slip away with your consciousness, and won't return in the morning.
Capricorn
Some plan things out down to the last detail, and others not so much. Some strike with surgical precision, others go in willy-nilly. You know which you are. Good luck.
Aquarius
A simple covering of grass and dirt just won't do the trick. Some humans are out to get you, and they want proof. Cover the details or you'll get the hook.
Pisces
When dogs start clamoring, it's your instinct to jump right in and holler. You'll figure it all out later, so go on and contribute to the uproar.
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