Your Daily DogScope for August 13, 2022

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Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.


It seems as if there is no end to the obstacles in your path, and your patience is wearing thin. Don't give up. You'll achieve your goal with perseverance. Use begging as a model.


Old faithful is your nickname. It doesn't really hold much sex appeal, but being dependable is definitely attractive to humans. If you're trying to attract dogs, though, look for slime and mud.


There is a blurring of fact and fiction today. If you're hot on the trail, get ready for some detours. What smells just like the real thing is a decoy, and even an old pro like you will be fooled.


Ah, there's nothing like lunch at home. Your owner disagrees, which causes some friction on the domestic front. What else is a dog to do, when left alone all afternoon, eh?


If your owner has been waiting and waiting for a new addition, don't despair. It may seem like the new pet is stuck within the system, but it's really a matter of human ego. Someone will soon get over their power trip.

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No place is too unusual to enjoy a nice snack, if not a meal. You'll be finding food wherever you go today, and no leash will be short enough to keep your from wolfing it down.


You're a dog magnet today, and your attraction is not beneath the surface, either. Yup, your beauty is only skin deep, whether it's an alluring coat of slime or a new collar.


It's a rare occurrence, but it does happen. Today is the day you'll win any dog fight. You may not be the stronger opponent, but you'll outsmart them this time.


You like to oblige other dogs, and that's a nice quality, but it's time to look at the bigger picture. Do you want to be the underdog forever? If not, it's time to start putting your paw down.


With so much to do each day, it's hard to remember to relax. Just the basics take up plenty of time: walking in the woods, watching your owner's back. You'll be understandably tired at the end of the day.


Your human can't get enough of old relatives. You think they're a bore because they're too slow. And walks go way down whenever they visit. They have a lot of value, though, so treat them like family.


Ah, the art of illusion. Poetry, beautiful words, dinner -- romance is in the air. This combination of hooks could reel in the right fish for a change, so be on your best behavior.

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