60 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Have Actually Said On Twitter

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1.On water:

tweet reading if my body is 60 percent water why don't i evaporate
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2.On Mount Everest:

people who think mount everest is in the usa
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3.On Scotland:

person who thinks Scotland is not a country
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4.On dinosaurs:

tweet reading if dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago then why is the earth 2021 years old
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5.On credit cards:

someone giving away their credit card number on twitter
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6.On the Earth:

tweet reading why doesnt the earth fall down how can it just float in one place all the time lol science doesnt make sense
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7.On Halloween:

tweet about halloween being friday the 13th
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8.On math:

Person who does not know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third pounder is bigger than a quarter pounder
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9.On Alaska:

person who doesn't know alaska is in the usa
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10.On the passage of time:

person saying people born in 2003 are 23 now
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11.On smart conversation:

tweet reading i just wanna meet a female that can hold an enter lectual conversation with me
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12.On employment:

Person who says diseases and viruses are different things after someone asks if they forgot you had to be vaccinated to go to school
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13.On pregnancy:

person who thinks twins take 19 months to be born
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14.On joy:

person mispelling happiness with a y
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15.On the miracle of life:

person saying i can't wait to be an aunt or uncle
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16.On the population:

tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0
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17.On birthdays:

tweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old
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18.On veganism:

tweet reading yes i'm vegan yes i eat meat we exist
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19.On the plague:

tweet about the plague killing a bunch of people
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20.On head injuries:

tweet reading i ran into a glass door and think i might have a caucasian
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21.On steak:

person who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauce
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22.On biology:

tweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

23.On tangents:

person who confuses digress for digest
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24.On joint pain:

tweet reading my joints hurt i think i have arthur writes this
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25.On noodles:

person who calls ramen noodles roman numerals
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26.On relevance:

person who spells irrelevant e rail elephant
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27.On travel:

person who says goodbye america hello new york
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28.On microwaves:

person who blows up their kitchen microwaving a penny
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29.On the countries of the world:

tweet reading how did beyonce go number one in 100 countries when there's only 7
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30.On apps:

person who confuses apps on a phone with appetizers
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31.On math:

a bunch of people answering a math problem incorrectly
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32.On driving:

person who sanded down their tires
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33.On cooking:

tweet reading heating up macking cheese in the michael wave
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34.On ice:

tweet about a person not understanding how water works

35.On efforts:

tweet reading people should respect runners more they poured their butt sweat and tears into their work
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36.On college:

tweet of someone saying goodbye california hello san francisco
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37.On bats:

tweet of someone freaking out about how bats are birds
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38.On theres:

tweet reading If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and '"they're", then your an idiot.

39.On numbers:

tweet of someone mispelling two as T.O.
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40.On breakfast:

tweet of someone spelling cinnamon rolls a synomnym

41.On children:

tweet of someone asking why women never have to take baby paternity tests
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42.On chocolate:

tweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kisses
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43.On inspiration:

tweet reading just drank some inspired milk
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44.On teasing:

tweet of someone not remembering the word for feather
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45.On passwords:

tweet of someone posting their password online
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46.On the universe:

tweet reading anyone get a chance to see the meatier shower last night
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47.On flags:

tweet of someone confusing the liberian flag for the usa flag
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48.On grapes:

tweet reading i hate grapes they discuss me

49.On socks:

tweet conversation about someone not knowing what gloves are
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50.On moods:

tweet reading i have two sides the nicest girl you'll ever meet and twisted cycle path
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51.On the letter A:

mixup over the letter A
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52.On chicken:

person calling chicken parm chiicken permission
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53.On working out:

tweet reading idk what ima do for a workout tomorrow cause the sun gave me a mind graiin
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54.On financials:

person putting their credit card number on the internet
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55.On Rome:

person confusing rome georgia with rome italy
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56.On birth:

tweet about someone spelling womb as whom
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57.On hard work:

tweet reading i'm officially coma toast
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58.On cars:

tweet mispelling towed as toad like the animal

59.On the solar system:

tweet about someone who can't remember a planet that starts with e
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60.And on life:

tweet reading at the end of the day we are all just human beans
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