50 Perfect Texts That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably No Matter How Many Times I've Seen Them

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1.The deep question text:

person asks if butterflies get humans in their stomach when nervous

2.The decision text:

person who thinks roe vs wade is a boxing match

C'mon man.

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3.The twin text:

person who says they had twins and someone asks how many babies is that

4.The potato text:

person who says a baked potato is a taco

5.The glasses text:

funny exchange where an emoji takes off their sunglasses

6.The WYM text:

person who doesn't know what wym means

7.The cookie text:

text reading wefer

8.The boiling water text:

person being told to boil water and they boil cups

9.The auctioneer text:

someone asks if their dad can talk about they say not fast like an auctioneer

10.The baby labor text:

person who says giving birth was hard and grandpa says you know what was hard ww2

11.The Dave's text:

wrong number text that reads hey dave's my milk

12.The quick photo text:

person asking for a photo of an item for sale and the seller sends a picture of themselves

13.The heartfelt message from Grandpa text:

grandpa responding to an ill pet announcement with a pic of brisket

14.The deal of a lifetime text:

person tryiing to sell a lawn mower for 20 thousand

15.The mineral text:

someone says they are going to drink cave water

16.The love text:

person asks someone to say i love you back and they say it back

17.The beef text:

person asks for beef not realizing it's their grand ma ma

18.The going rates text:

joke about pie prices in the bahamas where the punchline iis these are the pie rates of the Caribbean

19.The Google text:

Text messages from grandma reading, "poo stains google"

20.The seahorse text:

someone responds to a serious text with just a bacon seahorse

21.The sentimental text:

Text messages from an old person that's about remembering their granddaughter while on the toilet

22.The Wendy's text:

text to a grandma about getting wendys after surgery but she's so high she spells it wendjys

23.The nap text:

person saying shut up i'm trying to nap and the other person says i thought you were at work and they say i am

24.The Neal text:

person sends someone they havent talked to in a while a palce called neal street

25.The army text:

someone named sargant balls texts someone and gets made fun of for their name

26.The accident text:

one person texts the other that there has been an accident and they freak out and say what happened and they send a picture of a dog in a car that says he forgot to put the car in bark
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27.The bitmoji text:

grandma sends a bitmoji that says gotta poop

28.The guacamole text:

a text on a dating site where someone says, "holy guacamole you're hot" and a response that the person blew it by saying that

29.The Crocs text:

two people sexting and one says they took off their crocs and the other says to put them back on
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30.The furry text:

a person asks their friend what a football furry is and they mean mascot
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31.The eggplant text:

a person says we are eating eggplant emoji cheese emoji tonight and the other person thinks they mean dick cheese
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32.The mood text:

mom asking what does mood af mean and the person explains it and they ask why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing shit

33.The Robert text:

text saying you're a piece of shit and then is this robert and they say its todd and they say fuck off todd you're a piece of shit too

34.The TP text:

wrong number text of someone who spent a lot of money on toilet paaper

35.The mysterious text:

text reading shannon number 2

36.The tuna text:

wrong number text reading priscilla you stink like tuna everyday
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37.The heaven text:

text reading did it hurt yah i was talking about the fall from heaven it all hurts my life is pain and suffering

38.The bird text:

person sending a pic of a bird and the other person says i hate him dumb bird wing toobig

39.The frog text:

person sending a big frog pic and the other person says tell him to be small

40.The Tina text:

someone says they need to talk to tina and sends the argentina flag and says its urgent tina

41.The problem text:

someone asks if someone has a problem then sends a math problem

42.The son text:

someone eats someone else's hummus

43.The Joe text:

wrong number to a person asking for joe and the other person says joe mama
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44.The dumbest text:

text that says, "That was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever texted" followed by another text that says "You left your phone here"

45.The website text:

a response that a website is "normal screen size" when asked how big it is

46.The deer text:

someone bumps into a deer

47.The old friend text:

someone embarasses themselves in the bahtroom

48.The pig text:

voice to text mistaking paint bucket for pig fucker

49.The Bionicle text:

person sending a bioncle because they are angry

50.And the life and times of Worms Boy:

someone named jared worms boys texts a stranger