20 People Who Woke Up And Immediately Regretted Every Decision They Made That Day
1. The person who will now have a lifelong vendetta against each and every wasp:
2. The person who was kind enough to give their car charger a ride:
Someone had to flag me down after driving 6 miles pulling my charger down the road. from Wellthatsucks
3. Ol' OJ Pants:
I just spilled a full cup of orange juice all over myself on the last day of vacation. I didn’t bring an extra pair of pants. from Wellthatsucks
4. The person who will not be delivery and deliverables any time soon:
5. The person who gave a toilet the People's Elbow with their dang rear end:
6. The person who needs to have a serious talk with their cat:
Went out for the night and forgot my drawer open, cats found the stash, entire room’s now glittered in catnip from Wellthatsucks
7. The person who recalled this whole dang jar into their big ol' craw:
8. The person who will now have to move their living room to the front door:
9. The person who got a lil' crunchy treat with their delicious hot chocolate:
10. The person with the world's first constipated pipe:
11. The person who made an $1,100 mistake:
12. The person who got a lil' free protein with their curry:
I added chilli flakes to my curry. Turns out it was infested by weevils. 3 days of dinner gone 😭 from Wellthatsucks
13. The person who will never brush in peace again:
14. The person who will be cleaning up this shake 'til the end of time:
15. The person who learned the hard way the going price for small, sad jalapeños:
16. The person who is experiencing the classic COVID to poison ivy pipeline:
17. The person who now has a bottle of complicated syrup:
18. The person who will never, ever look at a bird the same way:
I just got my car washed, so the local bird population decided to do a tactical bombing run from Wellthatsucks
19. The person who was accused of driving while under the influence of Oreos:
Someone seriously reported me to HR for suspected drug use, saying I must do them in my truck while at work. So HR opened an investigation. This is literally powdered sugar from the fried Oreos my wife and I got at the festival fundraiser last night. I’m just fat… from mildlyinfuriating