17 Funny Tweets About Mercury Retrograde For People Who Don't Know What It Means, But Blame It For Everything
Ugh. Mercury Retrograde (a time when communication is bad and frustration is high) is back! Now we are once again using it as an excuse for our lives being in absolute shambles.
From September 9 to October 1, people like me are using this astrological "retrograde" to blame the planet that rules all forms of communication for our relationship woes and daily struggles.
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Good thing some people on Twitter have a great sense of dark humor to help us laugh-cry our way out of this funky season.
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since mercury is in retrograde I have to bring back this text from my mom
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we got 6 planets in retrograde & my advice is just sit yall ass down
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all of them for this mercury retrograde 😭
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found out about the mercury retrograde last night and needless to say im a moon bitch now
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me trying to act like mercury retrograde isn’t kicking my ass https://t.co/fMKnjZXt5c
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Barely hanging on after this first week of mercury retrograde
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It’s Mercury retrograde, just don’t believe shit & don’t say anything, cause it just gets more confusing
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This mercury retrograde is whooping some of y’all’s ass. I told y’all to be calm and be quiet. Stop talking. Take a deep breathe. It’s not worth it.
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Retrograde must be drinking patron cause all I wanna do is fight & cry lately 😂
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mercury retrograde just keeps retrograding more and more
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These mercury retrograde dreams are getting out of hand
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mercury retrograde is kicking peoples asses. specifically celebrities. maybe it’s mars in gemini. i dont fucking know but it’s bad
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this is the funniest mercury retrograde of my life and i haven’t laughed once
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mercury retrograde must b real cos people be poppin out of the woodwork all at once today and, like, no thanks
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mercury retrograde type beat
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SIX planets in retrograde
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I guess it’s been mercury retrograde all 2022 cuz y’all been using it as an excuse all year 😂
