Twitter mocks Donald Trump's well-tempered Stormy Daniels tweets they swear he didn't write
Little by little we’re learning more about the scandal-filled transaction between President Trump, his former attorney Michael Cohen, and adult film star Stormy Daniels. Last week, the president himself admitted to being represented by Cohen during the “crazy Stormy Daniels deal,” a shocking statement considering Trump had denied any knowledge of the $130,000 “hush money” payment. And last night, Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani made another startling confession.
While appearing on Fox News’ Hannity, the former mayor seemed to confirm the president’s involvement in the controversial exchange, saying the hush money was “funneled through a law firm and then the president repaid it. He didn’t know about the specifics of it, as far as I know. But he did know the general arrangement.”
The statement directly contradicts what Trump has been saying for months about the Stormy Daniels payment, that he knew nothing about the exchange. But this morning, the president confirmed the agreement with three tweets.
Mr. Cohen, an attorney, received a monthly retainer, not from the campaign and having nothing to do with the campaign, from which he entered into, through reimbursement, a private contract between two parties, known as a non-disclosure agreement, or NDA. These agreements are…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2018
…very common among celebrities and people of wealth. In this case it is in full force and effect and will be used in Arbitration for damages against Ms. Clifford (Daniels). The agreement was used to stop the false and extortionist accusations made by her about an affair,……
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2018
…despite already having signed a detailed letter admitting that there was no affair. Prior to its violation by Ms. Clifford and her attorney, this was a private agreement. Money from the campaign, or campaign contributions, played no roll in this transaction.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2018
Twitter, of course, exploded with reactions to both Giuliani’s statement and Trump’s confirmation. However, one detail stood out: Trump apparently didn’t write these tweets — at least that’s what the internet believes. Many noted few misspellings and lack of nicknames in the tweets. They also noticed the composed tone of the statement, a far cry from Trump’s typical fiery approach.
Many couldn’t help mocking the president.
In a blatant attempt to undo the #StormyDaniels damage done by #RudyGiuliani on the Shammity shit show last night, @realDonaldTrump got one of his LAWYERS to prepare these tweets about NDAs.
Note the grammar, spelling, absence of Random Capital Letters, and frothing rage. pic.twitter.com/jumY6yu4Ih
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) May 3, 2018
Oh look, tRump's new lawyer is typing out his tweets for him. Dotard is in trouble.
You can spin it all you want. You are still a sleeze bag.
Your implosion will be majestic. Biggest ever seen. pic.twitter.com/1P05HXejlv
— J. Carlos Fox, Esq (@truth_trumpet) May 3, 2018
The use of proper English confirms that Donald Trump didn't write these three tweets. It sounds like a lawyer wrote them. https://t.co/qnMkpX1gc7
— The Tweetwit (@TheTweetwit) May 3, 2018
Does anyone believe these tweets were written by Trump? Sound like a prepared statement by a lawyer.
— Robert W Rowe (@RobertWRowe2) May 3, 2018
Roll/role. Even when his lawyers write his tweets they can’t spell check.
I’d be feeling really confident in my new defense team if I were @realDonaldTrump. And keep booking Rudy on @FoxNews. He’s making everything better with each interview. https://t.co/RA1lVeXjAN
— Elizabeth (@EBethCraig) May 3, 2018
With all the lawyers @realDonaldTrump has around him, even the dumb*ss one who wrote this morning's tweets, he still is blatantly lying, the tweets and previous comments contradict themselves.
— RJ Gadz (@RalfusJ) May 3, 2018
Anyone paying attention knows Donald Trump did not write these tweets-further-anyone well versed in legal jargon could identify them as being written by a lawyer. pic.twitter.com/7uXNDqp78u
— Nicole Jillian (@politicatrix) May 3, 2018
Do you really think we are stupid enough to think you wrote these tweets today? NOT. Oh and if you and your new STUPID lawyer think you are trying to confuse us, think again. We have our eye on the prize.
— #SAVEOURCOUNTRY (@CindyMcginley3) May 3, 2018
Attorney Michael Avenatti, who is representing Stormy Daniels, agreed. He laughed on CNN this morning while explaining his theory on Trump’s tweets.
Michael Avenatti's AMAZING respond to Trump's tweets This morning about his reimbursement of Michael Cohenpic.twitter.com/VX5YGM7m3L
— PoliticsVideoChannel (@politvidchannel) May 3, 2018
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