If you noticed "McChicken" was trending on Twitter this morning, hopefully you didn't investigate further.
Please, for the love of God, do not Google it. Because you might end up watching a video of a man copulating with a McChicken sandwich.
Once you see this video, you cannot unsee it. I'd rather watch the haunted video from The Ring — you know, the one that straight up kills you seven days after you watch it — than see that McChicken video again.
People on Twitter, it seems, agree with me.
Where can you find this video? In your nightmares. Do not search for it. You have been warned.