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The Guardian has obtained a preview copy of Full Disclosure, the book Daniels (real name: Stephanie Clifford) has written about her involvement with Donald Trump. (He has denied the relationship, but admits giving his former attorney Michael Cohen money to pay her.)
According to the Guardian, Daniels says she slept with Trump after a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Calif., where he was wearing a red baseball cap reminiscent of the MAGA headgear he’d later make famous. Having already disclosed to Penthouse that Trump’s hair looked like a “drunken cockataoo” during their alleged tryst, the adult film star and exotic dancer is now sharing even more intimate details about the now-president’s anatomy — which she describes as “unusual” and compares to a “mushroom” and “toadstool.”
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti [pubic hair] and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart [the Nintendo video game],” she writes, describing him as “smaller than average” but not “freakishly small.”
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” she adds.
While the world awaits an explosive POTUS tweetstorm in response, others have been quick to share their reactions on social media.
"Donald Trump's penis is shaped like a mushroom from Mario kart"
*sets fire to phone*
*launches phone into fucking pluto*
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 18, 2018
I sure hope Trump responds to these allegations…. Mario Kart!https://t.co/5cf75Zgrn5
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) September 18, 2018
I'm getting off this site before some film Twitter genius comes up with a mushroom meme that combines Mario Bros and Phantom Thread
— 32 across (@aoscott) September 18, 2018
This is the first thing tweet I saw when I opened Twitter and now only 3 things will happen.
1. I will be throwing up throughout the day
2. I'm never ever eating fuckin mushrooms again
3. Morgan Freeman has to be the voice for the audiobook
— AKay (@A_Kay77) September 18, 2018
me waiting for the rest of the US to wake up to see why mario kart is trending pic.twitter.com/ycKvcEcutB
— David Mack (@davidmackau) September 18, 2018
Goddammit why did I check to see why “Mario Kart” was trending
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 18, 2018
Others have said Daniels shouldn’t be revealing such “sick” details about a sitting president, but the 39-year-old will not be shamed.
Thank you for helping promote my book! Xoxo https://t.co/THvNJQA6WE
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) September 17, 2018
Full Disclosure is set to be released on Oct. 2.
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