Someone Made a Bot Watch 1,000 Hours of Hallmark Christmas Movies and Write a Script

Photo credit: keatonpatti - Twitter
Photo credit: keatonpatti - Twitter

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Hallmark Christmas movies are a staple of the holiday season. They're cute, fun, and ... usually pretty cheesy.

I mean, how many times are you watching one and then you think to yourself (after a few glasses of wine): Wait, I could totally write one of these? Well, we're not sure about you, but we do know this bot can - and it's hysterical.

Twitter user @KeatonPatti posted that he had a bot watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies (a project I think I did to myself over Thanksgiving weekend) and write its own Christmas movie and ... it may be the best thing on the Internet. Take a look for yourself:

The first page of the script, in its hilarious entirety, is here.

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"Her husband died in every war." HALLMARK, HIRE THIS ROBOT FOR YOUR 2019 HOLIDAY SEASON, PLEASE! And if you don't, Comedy Central definitely will.

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