There once was a dog
She dreamt of more than dog-dom.
This dog, she knew that
She was meant for more.
More than this provincial life.
She knew she was a
Mermaid. With a tail
and a tale and a tushy.
She was a mermaid.
A corgi mermaid.
Also, her name was Haiku.
These are haikus, guys.
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