You'll Have the Whole Family Giggling With These Ear-Resistible Easter Puns
Easter is the time you'll want to show everyone that you're indeed the funniest member of the family! Sure, your father may come in with those handy-dandy dad jokes (which you're sure to laugh at regardless how corny they may be). Still, that doesn't mean you can't come with your own hilarious Easter jokes! Better yet, how about you keep a list of witty one-liners with our list of the best Easter puns? These are sure to get a chuckle out of everyone each and every time.
Listen, if you're looking for something egg-stra funny, these Easter puns are where it's at! Some of them can be said while you're all gathered around for your Easter dinner, while others can be used as a creative Easter Instagram caption. Oh, for Peep's sake... you can use these whenever you want, really! Take a look through these, and get ready for a holiday full of laughs.
Funny Easter Puns
Why did the jelly bean go to college? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Dinosaurs don't celebrate Easter because they're egg-stinct.
The Easter Bunny is living on burrowed time, everyone!
The best way to send an Easter greeting is through hare mail.
Dyeing eggs are Easter said than done.
No Easter eggs? Omelette that slide only once!
You're going to want to chick this out.
You're looking at an official member of the eggs-ploration team.
Show me the bunny!
I'm so eggs-cited... and I just can't hide it!
Fresh outta clucks.
It's time to hatch some Easter plans!
Easter candy makes me so egg-static.
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
Thursday was alright, but I definitely had a Good Friday.
Hope I’m not too choco-late to Easter brunch!
My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip-hop.
Egg-spect the unexpected this Easter – it's always full of surprises!
Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.
Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
Some bunny needs a mimosa.
I'm on an egg-spedition for Easter treats!
Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
I carrot wait for Easter!
The best place to eat Easter brunch is at IHOP.
I think your hot cross puns are pretty bunny.
Let's shell-abrate the resurrection!
Easter is hatching good vibes!
Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? It had shell shock!
I'd chocolate that bunny’s missing ear up to his outstanding taste.
The Easter Bunny must get a lot of eggs-ercise.
Let's hope these Easter eggs are all they're cracked up to be.
Egg dyeing is the perfect way to get people out of their shells.
I don't normally eat candy eggs, but this Easter I might whisk it!
I'm an Easter eggs-pert.
Over-easy like Easter morning.
Your Easter dress is just ear-resistible!
Pickin' up chicks.
I whip my hare back and forth.
All you need is an Easter bonnet to tame wild hare.
Oh, for Peep's sake.
I have an Easter secret for you, but I'm hoping you won’t hare it!
You're so egg-stra on Easter.
Bunny, I'm home!
The Easter bunny cracked a pun at school, so he was egg-spelled.
I've never seen a more Egg-cellent parade!
If you don't want to be late for Easter brunch, let's hop to it.
The Easter bunny was interested in studying medicine, so he got admission at John Hop-kins University.
I've found all the eggs, so I can officially claim hare of the Easter-hunt throne!
If a bunny gets hired on Easter, it can't forget to ask about its starting celery!
I'm so stuffed from brunch, it's not even bunny.
Cute Easter Puns
Only person I'd share my Easter chocolate with.
I'm glad I Peeped you when I did.
Went on the Easter egg-hunt and found the love of my life instead.
You're the egg to my basket.
I'm chickin' you out.
We love a story with a hoppy ending!
It's time to hop 'til you drop!
What an eggs-traordinary spring day.
You might not carrot all, but I think you're ear-resistible.
I'd say we're one egg-cellent couple.
There's no bunny but you.
You and I are like two Peeps in a pod.
And they lived hoppily ever after.
Your hugs are to dye for.
Some bunny is thinking of you.
I've got some bunny to love.
Without you, I'd go off the Peep end!
Hanging with my Peeps today.
No bunny compares to you!
Easter Bunny Puns
We're beyond hoppy with the Easter treats this ear.
That bunny can really give an earful!
Some bunny is ready for Easter!
Scary movies on Easter are really hare-raising!
It's not even bunny how much I love Easter.
No bunny lay a finger on my Easter candy.
I don't carrot all how much chocolate I eat today.
I'd hop to the moon and back for you.
Hey there, hop stuff.
Don't worry, be hoppy.
I carrot-bout you so much!
Bunny hop to it!
I wanna dance with some bunny!
Easter Egg Puns
That's all, yolks.
Over-easy like a Sunday morning.
I've been dyeing to color Easter eggs!
You're a good egg.
No eggs-cuses!
All this candy makes me eggs-hausted.
Eggs-tremely ready to win this egg hunt!
Looking on the sunny side up of life.
The prettiest Easter egg in the basket!
No eggs-cuses for losing the egg hunt!
So egg-cited for Easter.
You're eggs-actly my type.
Eggs-cuse me?!
You're egg-stra special.
Having a cracking time!
I've got to eggs-ercise after all this candy.
Chick Puns
Chick me out!
Just one cool chick.
There'll be no fowl-play on Easter Sunday!
Eating candy around the cluck today.
Feeling like a spring chicken today.
My favorite chicks!
Test your cluck at the egg hunt.
Chick out my egg hiding skills.
Hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.
Just chicken in on you today!
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