Kourtney Kardashian's Bathing Suits Defy Logic, Tan Lines
Earlier this month Beyoncé introduced a new and necessary phrase into our lexicon: the "mommy pouch." And this week, Kourtney Kardashian introduced a "mommy pouch" cut-out bikini to our Instagram feeds.
A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Aug 13, 2018 at 1:30pm PDT
What is going on?!?
This is not the first completely logic-defying bathing suit Kourtney Kardashian as selfied in. It's only the latest in a series of overly complicated suits the reality star has worn and 'grammed this summer. They are real and they are spectacular.
As ELLE slack marveled, "[these bathing suits] would accentuate the worst parts of the average humans bodies."
These suits are wild!
They have crazy cut outs.
A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 24, 2018 at 11:25am PDT
They take "high cut" to new heights.
A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 6, 2018 at 1:59pm PDT
They are thong-ed.
A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 16, 2018 at 11:18am PDT
They are, to quote senior editor Estelle Tang, "bonk."
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