9 Hilarious Tweets That Anyone Who Sleeps With Someone Who Snores Will Understand
Married life often lends itself to sharing a bed with another person, which means you always have someone to cuddle with at night. It also means you have to deal with the covers being stolen, never having enough room, and listening to another person mouth-breathe for eight hours a night.
The struggles of sleeping with a chronic snorer are all too real. Read the hilariously relatable tweets below so next time you're lying awake and staring at the ceiling, you'll know you're not alone.
1.
Snore again and I’ll smother you.
--married pillow talk- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
2.
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
- Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
3.
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP- olll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
4.
Stages: Coping w Snorer
1 Nudge
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME- Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
5.
*watching husband sleep*
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
*husband snores*
Me: "I can't live like this."- Six Pack Mom (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
6.
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."- Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
7.
I'm not saying you were snoring much it's just that I've never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-
- Al Dente (@six_2_and_even) March 11, 2017
8.
When your hubby falls asleep first & snores so loud you want to suffocate him w/ a pillow. #momlife #wifelife #nosleep #snoring
- Kathleen Gullette (@KatSusanne1982) March 2, 2017
9.
“Me? I don’t snore.” - every person who snores for 7 hours a night
- George Balekji (@GBalekji_KODE) March 17, 2017
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