Married life often lends itself to sharing a bed with another person, which means you always have someone to cuddle with at night. It also means you have to deal with the covers being stolen, never having enough room, and listening to another person mouth-breathe for eight hours a night.
The struggles of sleeping with a chronic snorer are all too real. Read the hilariously relatable tweets below so next time you're lying awake and staring at the ceiling, you'll know you're not alone.
Snore again and I’ll smother you.- James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
--married pillow talk
My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.- Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute- olll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stages: Coping w Snorer- Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
2 Say "You're Snoring"
3 Roll them
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME
*watching husband sleep*- Six Pack Mom (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"
Me: "I can't live like this."
Me, crawling into bed, "Can you do me a favor?"- Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
Hubs, "OMG YES!"
Me, "Let me go to sleep first so I don't have to listen to your snoring."
I'm not saying you were snoring much it's just that I've never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-- Al Dente (@six_2_and_even) March 11, 2017
“Me? I don’t snore.” - every person who snores for 7 hours a night- George Balekji (@GBalekji_KODE) March 17, 2017
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