The opening statement and subsequent testimony from former FBI Director James Comey were doozies that included hip, fun phrases like “obstruction of justice,” “Lordy, I hope there are tapes,” and “hookers in Russia.”
Is the government in shambles? Who’s to say?!
At any rate, we watched Comey’s testimony and couldn’t help but think: “Dang, I want that culturally relevant phrase on a shirt.” So, we plucked out the freshest quotes from the whole situation and imagined what they’d look like on a t-shirt. Or slapped on a mug. Or rocked on a tote bag! The options are honestly endless.
None of this actually exists, but, man, we wish it did.
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Former FBI Director James Comey walks to a closed-door hearing before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence on June 8, 2017.
Comey laughs while testifying in a public hearing before the Senate Intelligence Committee the same day.
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), who is not on the committee, watches as Comey testifies.
Comey answers questions from senators on the Intelligence Committee.
And more questions.
And more questions.
Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) asks questions of the former FBI director.
Comey repeated explosive allegations that President Donald Trump had badgered him over the highly sensitive investigation into Russia's meddling in the 2016 election.
Comey pauses for a moment during the hearing.
And then he returns to testifying.
Comey is sworn in before the Senate Intelligence Committee hearing.
He takes the oath before he testifies.
Many people had come to hear what Comey had to say.
Comey arrives to testify before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.
The cameras are snapping as Comey arrives to testify.
Comey walks into the hearing room.
The name placard for the former FBI director is placed on the witness table ahead of his appearance.
People wait in line outside the hearing room to attend Comey's testimony.
Comey will face this bank of remote-triggered cameras while testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee.
A view of the hearing room before Comey testifies.
People make preparations for the hearing before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.
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