Zoning Out? We've Got 150 Coffee Puns To Perk You Right Up!
There are plenty of joys to waking up in the mornings. Getting kisses from your puppy or significant other, hearing the birds sing their songs, realizing that you have another opportunity to make your life fun, and sipping on that sweet, sweet cup of coffee—which brings us to these 150 funny coffee puns!
There are also some less-than-ideal aspects to waking up, like waking up much earlier than you'd like to get to the office on time. Either way, life just doesn't seem quite as vibrant until that first sip of caffeinated sweetness. That's definitely something to look forward to!
If you're an adult human, chances are you like to enjoy a cup of coffee in the morning. Most coffee drinkers I know also enjoy a good joke about coffee! And what better jokes are there than puns, right? If you love coffee and puns then you're going to love this read. Go grab a cup of joe and get ready to chuckle over these hilarious coffee puns!
150 Best Coffee Puns
1. What a tall order!
2. I've bean busy.
3. Java nice day!
4. I'll do it by whatever beans necessary.
5. This is cool beans.
6. Quit making fun, I'm tired of being roasted!
7. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had bean struggling with its grounds.
8. I hope your coffee is as strong as your determination!
9. Sorry, affogato your name.
10. Have a brew-tiful day!
11. What's sumatra with you?
12. Coffee: strength and positivity one sip at a time.
13. What have you bean up to?
14. See ya later, percolator!
15. I didn't choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
16. It's bean one of those days.
17. Listen, I need to venti.
18. I'm so sick, I've been coffee and sneezing!
19. You're un-frapp-ing believable!
20. This is how we brew it.
21. Perk up and let your inner strength brew!
22. There's trouble brewing.
23. Frappe birthday!
24. Coffee is a part of my daily grind.
25. Better latte than never!
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Funny Coffee Puns
26. Sip happens.
27. My favorite colors are red, white and brew!
28. Don't mocha me laugh!
29. It's raining and pour-overing.
30. Thank you for bean a friend!
31. Why did the coffee file a police report? It was mugged!
32. What do you call a baby cow? Decaf.
33. Are you a comedian? You sure do have a latte jokes!
34. You're cruising for a brew-sing.
35. Tall, dark and handsome: the perfect cup of coffee.
36. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
37. Bean there, done that.
38. I should have been working, but I was pro-caffeinating.
39. That's so doppio!
40. Whoa. I just had deja brew.
41. Why did the coffee get promoted at work? It had a latte of brewing potential!
42. Cold brew help me with this?
43. I don't give a frappe!
44. Take life one cup at a time.
45. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of humor? Witty roast!
46. Why was the barista wearing a mask? As a coughy filter.
47. Hands up! You're under a-roast!
48. Give it your best shot!
49. What do you call a bear who makes coffee? A bear-ista.
50. Where do birds go for coffee? The Nestcafé.
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Coffee Puns About Love and Romance
51. Everything I brew, I brew for you.
52. I need a cup of coffee before I can espresso my feelings.
53. I love you a latte!
54. We're the perfect blend.
55. You're brew-tiful.
56. We're meant to bean!
57. I'm so frappe to know you.
58. I've bean thinking about you a latte.
59. We make such a nice cup-ple.
60. I'm frappe if I'm with you.
61. You're steaming hot!
62. Where have you bean all my life?
63. You keep me grounded.
64. What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!
65. Mugs and kisses!
66. You warm my heart.
67. Sending you a whole latte love!
68. This is grounds for divorce.
69. The relationship came to a bitter end.
70. You're the perfect blend of beauty and love.
71. I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
72. I love brew!
73. You mocha me crazy.
74. If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso because you’re so fine.
75. I can't espresso how much I love you!
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Coffee Shop Name Puns
76. The Grind
77. The Java Club
78. Jitters (any fans of The Flash out there?)
79. The Meeting Ground
80. Perkatory
81. Latte Life
82. All Steamed Up
83. Top Pot
84. The Daily Drip
85. The Coffee Connection
86. Smooth Brew
87. The Caffeine Factor
88. Java Junkies
89. The Coffee Corral
90. Crème de La Cream
91. Cuppa Joy
92. Jumpstart Coffee House
93. Coffee On The Rocks
94. Topped Off
95. Morning Vibes
96. Java Break
97. Well Roasted
98. Red—Eye Roasters
99. The Ugly Mug
100. Sweet Bean Café
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Coffee Puns About Music
101. What do you call a group of coffee beans that get together to play music? A jam session.
102. What is a coffee lover’s favorite Beatles song? Latte Be.
103. Wake me up, before you cocoa!
104. I love brew. I honestly love brew.
105. Shawn Blend-des.
106. What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? Both are no good without cream.
107. What’s the best song of Taylor Swift? Look what you Mocha do.
108 Justine Be-brew.
109. All I Want For Christmas is Brew.
110. Why you gotta be so brewed?
111. Ariana Ground-de.
112. Rage Against the Espresso Machine.
113. Excuse me while I kiss the chai.
114. What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot!
115. You mocha me espresso.
116. It’s the love shot.
117. Fleetwood Macchiato.
118. Watch me whipped (cream). Watch me nae nae.
119. Olivia Brew-ton John.
120. Pour some sugar on me!
121. Taylor Sweet.
122. A/C Decaf.
123. Chris-beana Aguilera.
124. My coffee amour, milky little cup that I adore.
125. The Smashing Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
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Cute Coffee Puns
126. I need espresso for the depresso.
127. You're mug-nificent!
128. Thank you for bean there for me!
129. You pick me up when I'm feeling brew.
130. What did the coffee lover name his son? Joe.
131. Don't worry, be frappe.
132. You're the cream to my coffee.
133. You look fab-brew-lous today!
134. Pardon my French roast.
135. Thank you for everything you brew for me!
136. You mean a latte to me!
137. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.
138. Stay grounded.
139. Why did the coffee shop close for the day? A storm was brewing.
140. I believe in brew!
141. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
142. What did one coffee say to the other? Where ya bean?
143. What’s a coffee’s favorite spell? Espresso Patronum!
144. How are coffee beans like kids? They’re always getting grounded.
145. Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
146. What's the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
147. What's a barista's favorite workout? The French press.
148. How do you make beef jerky? Give it a cup of joe.
149. Just brew it!
150. What is a coffee lover's favorite food? Roast.
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